Roll of the dice, hot saucy cock could make her happy, or further escalate the anger.I gave up on my English trying to write that
Better than a slimy escargot, that's for sure.Roll of the dice, hot saucy cock could make her happy, or further escalate the anger.
Had a young buck come [], hopefully a more mature fella will come through looking for some tail.
Yeah, and one can be made from a mag flashlight in the garage if you just have to fire your freedom wand and don't want the neighbors to know.
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still get itchy on occasion, but it's a way of life thing
No need to bend your legs to tug on the handle. [...] So much suffering. All the suffering.
See we're not all judgy, you'd all let me fuck a horse.
God damn horses.
You seen the size of a horses cock?
I doubt the horse would even know what you were doing up that ladder behind her.
Her?
How disrespectful of horse gender.
sorry.
THEY/THEM
the sizing is just off for me. The 10" [] is just too big and the 6" too small given how much curve they have.
Everything on the outside is smooth - no nuts or anything.
It’s a cheap shot, but surely this is the thread for it.The cheap ass… makes them pop off. Works like a champ.