Roll of the dice, hot saucy cock could make her happy, or further escalate the anger.I gave up on my English trying to write that
Better than a slimy escargot, that's for sure.Roll of the dice, hot saucy cock could make her happy, or further escalate the anger.
Had a young buck come , hopefully a more mature fella will come through looking for some tail.
Yeah, and one can be made from a mag flashlight in the garage if you just have to fire your freedom wand and don't want the neighbors to know.
No need to bend your legs to tug on the handle. [...] So much suffering. All the suffering.
See we're not all judgy, you'd all let me fuck a horse.
God damn horses.
You seen the size of a horses cock?
I doubt the horse would even know what you were doing up that ladder behind her.
How disrespectful of horse gender.
the sizing is just off for me. The 10"  is just too big and the 6" too small given how much curve they have.
Everything on the outside is smooth - no nuts or anything.
It’s a cheap shot, but surely this is the thread for it.The cheap ass… makes them pop off. Works like a champ.