[sunringlerider]

The longest I've ever lasted is 22 minutes

 

[jonKranked]

re-condition the ass bones

 

[StiHacka]

Polenta for the smaller holes.

 

[6thElement]

Passed current section teat, which was a bitch. 2 more over the next week

Does your wife know you're getting all this teat action?

 

[jackalope]

It was sloppy and firm at the same time

 

[Full Trucker]

you got a nice package

 

[StiHacka]

you got a nice package

File under "random things she said".

 

[Toshi]

It is times like these that I thank God I have a penis.

under @Adventurous 's old account

 

[Adventurous]

under @Adventurous 's old account

It is times like these that I thank God I have a penis.

And now you have it from my new account too. The sentiment has not changed either. I'm rather attached to my penis.

 

[Full Trucker]

File under "random things she said".

I'd argue that it wasn't actually random. It really is a nice package, many people are saying.

 

[Full Trucker]

I'm rather attached to my penis.

 

[StiHacka]

It really is a nice package, many people are saying.

 

[kidwoo]

I might kill for a good goat

 

[Toshi]

I need to try and get into the pipe far enough later to make a difference.

 

[jackalope]

I was hoping for assholes.

 

[Toshi]

It’s flaccid now.

 

[StiHacka]

diddled

 

[StiHacka]

A friend down here has some pretty damn wide feet

 

[Toshi]

It was her orange penis.

 

[jdcamb]

I have never met a person of Canadian Origin who would leave a pet behind if they had to move away suddenly. It just doesn't happen.

 

[Jozz]

I have never met a person of Canadian Origin who would leave a pet behind if they had to move away suddenly. It just doesn't happen.

Sorry, beg to differ.

 

[Jozz]

ooh that looks moist and delicious

 

[Full Trucker]

sexy daddy

 

[Toshi]

I assume that is also how they become hard

 

[sunringlerider]

Slow in, fast out.

 

[6thElement]

and I should work on increasing stroke volume

 

[rideit]

not even gonna talk about my 1.5" steerer totem

 

[sunringlerider]

stool for a whole $9.80, pretty happy about that.

 

[Toshi]

I for one look forward to new non-existent body parts attached to penii

 

[sunringlerider]

I ate cheesy weiners
Wife wants me to prune the roses

 

[rideit]

I have a 4'' like this

 

[HardtailHack]

Haha, I had that playing at work on Friday, Youtube's autoplay went from Detachable Penis straight in to To Denis Leary's- Asshole.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Need to scrub and boil the conchs

 

[jonKranked]

.

You laugh, but that's a pretty literal statement too.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

You laugh, but that's a pretty literal statement too.

 

[Pesqueeb]

 

[sunringlerider]

dickshittery

 

[Atomic Dog]

straight in to To Denis Leary's- Asshole

 

[Pesqueeb]

too thick to start.

 

[sunringlerider]

my wife has never discharged one