[Pesqueeb]

I assume that thing is 8+ inches long.

 

[rideit]

Sniped

 

[jdcamb]

Wallet chains? Do you lose or become unattached from your wallet enough that they have become necessary? Has your neighborhood and the vicinity become infected with Roma children from the Paris Subway enough to require additional restraint to protect it from a pickpocket? Do you not live in New Orleans during Mardi Gras?

 

[Westy]

This quote would have been amazing coming from @mandown

If Admiral Poopdeck had no nipples, the universe would make a little more sense.

 

[rideit]

only because i wanted something thicker

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

You see her stuffing the bin between orders

 

[SkaredShtles]

"Stuffing the bins"

 

[Toshi]

mmmm sludge. i have now discovered primitive man as well. thanks @mandown

 

[jonKranked]

sludge

you should go to a sludge/doom show sometime.

 

[Jozz]

achieved peak cock.

 

[Toshi]

can still run dry at the end of a heavy day of usage.

 

[Toshi]

I made a turd!!!!

 

[kidwoo]

panting at the pisser

 

[kidwoo]

fucking Minnesota for work

 

[Nick]

Do work!

 

[kidwoo]

Do work!

you make yo duckits dog, I aint' judgin

 

[kidwoo]

you can see trough my pasty flesh and see the muscle groups.

fried chicken in my underwear.

 

[jonKranked]

dust my old ass

 

[mandown]

you could sell the too-long dropper

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

also what is your girth. . .

 

[Toshi]

I've mounted it

is it really too long?

 

[6thElement]

Just got done listening to my wife rant about her stupid ass

 

[sunringlerider]

I prefer “fart box” to “ass”

 

[Full Trucker]

“turd cutter”

 

[sunringlerider]

“turd cutter”

Tongue punching the “turd cutter” just sounds gross. (I will note I learned the “tongue punch” phrase from a female coworker).

 

[Toshi]

So I sent them instructions where to find the tool

 

[rideit]

 

[Toshi]

Apparently I had too much corned beef in there and it clogged the relief hole.

 

[Nick]

and subsequently....

fucking Old Faithful of meat

 

[kidwoo]

you best be quick.

 

[Jozz]

beef painting story

 

[6thElement]

blow out from the side, not the tip.

 

[Westy]

 

[jonKranked]

“turd cutter”

Shit slicer

 

[slimshady]

Shit slicer

Churro cutter FTW!!!

 

[scrublover]

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I saw them on tour back in '97 with_______?

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Pooping done. Cat box cleaned.

 

[rideit]

I saw them on tour back in '97 with_______?

"The Sharts"?

 

[Toshi]

May his noodley appendage gently touch you while you drink.

 

[kidwoo]

a 240V cable jerker