[kidwoo]

I have to admit that I didn't think of my rear end at all.

 

[Jozz]

stiff and crusty

 

[kidwoo]

Fuck, you don't even know the freaking hysteria the local hiking groups create each year about Monkshood. You'd think that spontaneous combustion was possible just sighting the things.

 

[Jozz]

all droopy and brown.

 

[junkyard]

Twerking all day, no play for me until domestic cats are my entertainment.

 

[Westy]

walks the tool in and out nice and straight. nice and buttery now.

 

[slimshady]

it's small, doesn't hang too low

 

[6thElement]

Should be the bees knees for trim work

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I am craving some nipple in my life.

 

[Atomic Dog]

little tugs on the root

 

[Toshi]

"Quit jerking off in the wheat field, Jesus!"

 

[Atomic Dog]

I think my friend had this movie on VHS, stashed in the back of a bookcase in Jr. High.

Plumber coming over this morning to address some things I'm not comfortable doing myself

 

[Pesqueeb]

I think my friend had this movie on VHS, stashed in the back of a bookcase in Jr. High.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I have loads of cake and meat waiting for me

 

[6thElement]

They're so hard to get to that I might never be able to get to the nuts again without pulling

 

[kidwoo]

I wanted to share with you all a picture of my anus.

 

[Westy]

You ain't pro enough for that hole.

 

[Pesqueeb]

it's nowhere near an inch thick.

 

[Pesqueeb]

$295 for the hole alone

 

[slimshady]

Thankfully I didn't swallow

 

[Pesqueeb]

7" of length on it

 

[kidwoo]

I remember playing a wrestling game for hours and hours with some friends. Good times indeed.

 

[Toshi]

turtle wax keeps mine from clogging

 

[Toshi]

taking the bait:

If used correctly you could plow, blow and dump loads with the same “unit”

 

[kidwoo]

I was totally whackin it

YEAH BEAT YOU TO THE PUNCH BITCHES!!!!

 

[rideit]

Woo, you a-ight?

 

[kidwoo]

Woo

 

[rideit]

no

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

Is he still snowed in ?

 

[kidwoo]

Is he still snowed in ?

 

[SkaredShtles]

Never get high on your own supply...

 

[eric strt6]

fucking woodchuck

Pervert

 

[Westy]

I love paul rudd

 

[kidwoo]

I'm having paul rudd's babies

 

[HAB]

I really do need a possum head butt plug

 

[Toshi]

Pick what size and length you want, they come sleeved

o rly

 

[DaveW]

lucky to not drift further right and miss the tranny.

 

[Jozz]

a good 9 inches... I could get used to that.

 

[Toshi]

Dan Hanebrink told me to lube with vaseline and motor oil.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I've blown 3 of them.