[jackalope]

stand in front of it, and your balls are hovering right around that hump...

 

[Toshi]

A blank post? deep

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Burns on your penis are no joke.

 

[mandown]

Bit of Honey goes a long long way

If you have one head they'll last all day.

 

[jackalope]

who threw the dildo on the field?

.,...

 

[johnbryanpeters]

...wife took younger one to soccer game. then she came and relieved me.

 

[jstuhlman]

I WISH

 

[jackalope]

i bet you can ride that thing as hard as you want to...

 

[johnbryanpeters]

...i'll chow on some sweet tarts, and other tangy/sweet and sour stuff like... ...a nice handful of gummy dicks!

 

[Nick]

I'm not into gummy dicks myself

 

[Pesqueeb]

Lots of drills with toys. Those paddles make me go fast but Christ do they tire me out.

 

[jackalope]

Since this thread went from normal bicycle discussions to a Banshee orgy

And for the record, "banshee orgy" should be a band name.

 

[mandown]

he really needs to stop rubbing it in

 

[jackalope]

Compression olives coming next week.

 

[Nick]

pulled a muscle in my shoulder with in five minutes, switched to left hand.

 

[DaveW]

Wow. That is a poopdeck.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

...Her boss at the time was a dick and that's all we could swing...

 

[johnbryanpeters]

got rear ended, and yea, that's about it.

 

[mandown]

JBP. World's oldest 12-year old.

 

[jackalope]

while I was furiously pumping (and sweating). There was a great mess afterwards, sealant all over the floor. So don't do this in your appartement and/or with your GF/wife. She problably won't approve.

 

[jackalope]

I use a length of nylon rope with a slipknot in one end

 

[Pesqueeb]

A quality hoe.

 

[jonKranked]

he's reaching out to my mgr and director to let them know that I am game when he's ready to tap me.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

For less than $200, I'll have a pretty decent little box.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

my sexy new rubber has arrived ahead of schedule

 

[Nick]

Give me back the tranny hookers.

 

[Pesqueeb]

full leathers on a fat chick

 

[Nick]

Pretty sure that doesn't go in your ass

 

[Adventurous]

i once kicked a homeless dude

 

[mandown]

OK. I'm waiting.... you would not believe how fat my fingers are.

 

[mandown]

I carry a Silky BigBoy. Impressive tool, just keep your fingers out of the way.

 

[Pesqueeb]

You can pry my guns from my blazed and confused hands by distracting me with Oreos.

 

[Pesqueeb]

at this point I am just trying to be a dick.

 

[Pesqueeb]

The width and thickness difference is exaggerated a bit by perspective.

That's what she said?

 

[mandown]

Still some pink in the cracks

 

[jstuhlman]

spring loaded balls

 

[Pesqueeb]

didn't have any dong to get in.

 

[Pesqueeb]

Did he show you his wang in a very alpha-male way?

 

[Westy]

I had a sausage off with my neighbor.

 

[StiHacka]

I did asshat.