[mandown]

Hard to get a good feeling for the rear when you are struggling to hold on because the front is so bad.

 

[Pesqueeb]

I considered cramming random foreign objects in my can

Anything can be a dildo, if you're brave enough.

 

[Nick]

..... I wish I was gay

 

[Westy]

I am Intrigued by the Nuclear sausages.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Lipstick and vaseline

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Go deeper.

 

[syadasti]

HABs:

http://www.dec.ny.gov/chemical/81962.html

 

[Westy]

HABs:

http://www.dec.ny.gov/chemical/81962.html

Certainly lacks context.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

Heh...syadasti fucked up

 

[jstuhlman]

I know of a few spots in the Big Holes that would provide my own private Idaho.

 

[syadasti]

Heh...syadasti fucked up

HAB from NY: http://ridemonkey.bikemag.com/members/hab.20982/

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I don't think this thread is the thread you think it is

 

[syadasti]

I don't think this thread is the thread you think it is

Not the same but who cares if it bothers you

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

lolwut

 

[6thElement]

Sounds like it's mandatory for him to do that to me.

 

[CrabJoe StretchPants]

I got blown

 

[I Are Baboon]

I am a god damn idiot

 

[StiHacka]

it also fits my big ass comfortably

 

[mykel]

Why do people clap when the pilot lands the plane?
I never got applause when doing my job...
This baffles me - I know its the little things.

 

[Nick]

Why do people clap when the pilot lands the plane?
I never got applause when doing my job...
This baffles me - I know its the little things.

The random thought thread is over there
8=====>

 

[Toshi]

I infer from the dick-ASCII-art that Nick is familiar with pointy-headed dicks. I am not sure how I feel about this new information.

 

[Nick]

I infer from the dick-ASCII-art that Nick is familiar with pointy-headed dicks. I am not sure how I feel about this new information.

It was an artistic decision I struggled to make. I wanted to offer help to mykel; 'pointing' to where he might find the aforementioned thread, versus the more traditional "8===D" which, although still suitable for a childish dick joke, may not have had the added benefit of direction.

 

[Toshi]

8====D -- -- -.._

The squirter could convey direction as well.

 

[Westy]

Does a Balls to balls double donger denote that you are in the correct location?

8==========8

A traditional pointy DD for anywhere but here?

<========>

 

[mandown]

Does a Balls to balls double donger denote that you are in the correct location?

8==========8

 

[Pesqueeb]

Glad we headed up to Nebraska

 

[jackalope]

but it might score the bore-hole

 

[slyfink]

My cousins in Alabama can take six bucks a season and a doe a day.

 

[StiHacka]

such tight cheekpads

 

[Pesqueeb]

She is pretty proud of her asshole

 

[canadmos]

my tranny has been blowing me

 

[Sandro]

Bitches getting knocked out and buttholes popping up in this joint.

 

[Wingnut]

fapshack?

 

[skibunny24]

Gut feels funky from lots of meat this weekend...

 

[skibunny24]

but there are literally mushrooms floating in the air. I was nearly run off the road this morning by an Italian plumber with a red shirt, trying to eat them and grow taller.

 

[Westy]

Great question Westy. I'm pretty sure that depends on who you ask Me? I personally like sausage--maybe even love it! I love putting it in my mouth for breakfast, sometimes it can make for a flavorful lunch, and I really love it late night on the street with cream cheese--it's so delicious, the white stuff tends to ooze out the corners of my mouth as I take slow bite after bite, taking as much meat in my mouth at once as I can... Nom nom nom...

I had a sausage off with my neighbor.

Intrigued by the Nuclear sausages however....

my favorite meat anymore is caribou sausage...

You two must receive the same newsletters.

 

[jdcamb]

You two must receive the same newsletters.

Shes my sister from another Mister....

 

[skibunny24]

Shes my sister from another Mister....

And my brother from another mother. It's a little incesty though... what with the sausage fest and all

 

[jdcamb]

And my brother from another mother. It's a little incesty though... what with the sausage fest and all

Shame aside. I like Sausage too. If prepared properly I find the juice running down my chin just as pleasurable.

 

[skibunny24]

Shame aside. I like Sausage too. If prepared properly I find the juice running down my chin just as pleasurable.

Hmm, not a fan of the grease running down my chin, but I do like how, when cooked to a perfectly hot and plump state, they explode with flavor and warm goodness in my mouth. I prefer to keep it contained.