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The Sad State of Porn in America

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by Beef Supreme, Dec 4, 2012.

  1. Beef Supreme

    Beef Supreme Turbo Monkey

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    It's long been clear that we have been losing the porn race to Russia, Germany and Japan. I still never believed it could come to this.

    Really, America? I am more than a little concerned if that is the best we can do.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/...ination_n_2228088.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
     
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  2. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    You think this is bad, then wait till Honey BooBoo Child is of age.
     
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  3. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    At least she is paying the rent...right?
     
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  4. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    At least she didn't go into Japanese porn with name like octomom. :twitch:
     
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  5. Beef Supreme

    Beef Supreme Turbo Monkey

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    It's not that she made a porno. It's that it is up for an award.
     
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  6. rockofullr

    rockofullr confused

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    Don't worry Jon. There will be a Japanese porn spoof. The octopi will go in the vagini but it will be blurred out for some strange reason.
     
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  7. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Didn't say what awards she was up for, though. Most revolting? Most disturbing? Fastest mood killer? Least likely to watch with "someone special"?
     
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  8. jackalope

    jackalope Mental acuity - 1%

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    Well, I at least hope the movie was a James Bond themed "Octopussy".
     
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  9. Polandspring88

    Polandspring88 Superman

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    To be fair, there was a gaping hole in the award categories. I'm sure her movie would only loosely fit into the current structure.
     
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  10. ICEBALL585

    ICEBALL585 Bacontard

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    So apparently the four categories she was nominated for were Best Celebrity Sex Tape, Best Solo Release, Best DVD Extras, and Best Marketing Campaign.


    Best DVD Extras? What extras are on a porn DVD? Bloopers, director commentary, deleted scenes, alternate ending?
     
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    Not sure I'd want to attend the big opening of that one
     
  12. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    "Hey who dropped the camera into the talent?"

    "Will it fit?"

    "Count the stretch marks"
     
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    norbar Turbo Monkey

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    They might not make is sexy but it would at least be entertaining. They could probably have a reasonable explanation for the pregnancy too. Now are we are left is boring AND gross.

    Also for those of you who love themselves a good calamari or japan (SFW)

    http://youtu.be/If6So_873mk
     
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  14. IH8Rice

    IH8Rice I'm Mr. Negative! I Fail!

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    Yeah, but it falls in line with the crap that is nominated and or wins at the avn's. The video was hilarious/odd. It was like road kill...you just can't look away.
     
  15. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Damn, someone please rep this man for me.
     
  16. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Sounds like the Tonya Harding wedding video. :twitch:

    <edit>
    A few months after Tonya's video was released, she had also gotten a movie deal and used the money to buy new tits. Some friends and I were drinking at The Wooden Chicken and so was she. She was hot on my buddy Izzy who was trying to get with her friends. No matter how drunk we got Izzy, or how much money we bribed him with, he wouldn't take her home. It was still fun to try, though.

    /coolstorybro
     
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  17. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    I might still hit it...