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The Sad State of Porn in America

Beef Supreme

Turbo Monkey
Oct 29, 2010
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Hiding from the stupid
It's long been clear that we have been losing the porn race to Russia, Germany and Japan. I still never believed it could come to this.

Huffington Post said:
Nadya "Octomom" Suleman is heading to Las Vegas in January where her solo porn tape has been nominated for four AVN Awards, which she hopes to win.
Really, America? I am more than a little concerned if that is the best we can do.

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/12/02/octomom-avn-awards-nadya-suleman-blown-away-porn-nomination_n_2228088.html?utm_hp_ref=mostpopular
 

ICEBALL585

Bacontard
Sep 8, 2009
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.:585:.
So apparently the four categories she was nominated for were Best Celebrity Sex Tape, Best Solo Release, Best DVD Extras, and Best Marketing Campaign.


Best DVD Extras? What extras are on a porn DVD? Bloopers, director commentary, deleted scenes, alternate ending?
 

jonKranked

Press Button, Receive Stupid
Nov 10, 2005
57,445
5,782
media blackout
So apparently the four categories she was nominated for were Best Celebrity Sex Tape, Best Solo Release, Best DVD Extras, and Best Marketing Campaign.


Best DVD Extras? What extras are on a porn DVD? Bloopers, director commentary, deleted scenes, alternate ending?
Bloopers:

"Hey who dropped the camera into the talent?"

"Will it fit?"

"Count the stretch marks"
 

norbar

Turbo Monkey
Jun 7, 2007
9,663
385
Warsaw :/
At least she didn't go into Japanese porn with name like octomom. :twitch:
They might not make is sexy but it would at least be entertaining. They could probably have a reasonable explanation for the pregnancy too. Now are we are left is boring AND gross.

Also for those of you who love themselves a good calamari or japan (SFW)

http://youtu.be/If6So_873mk
 
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jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
29,918
2,708
Portland, OR
Yeah, but it falls in line with the crap that is nominated and or wins at the avn's. The video was hilarious/odd. It was like road kill...you just can't look away.
Sounds like the Tonya Harding wedding video. :twitch:

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A few months after Tonya's video was released, she had also gotten a movie deal and used the money to buy new tits. Some friends and I were drinking at The Wooden Chicken and so was she. She was hot on my buddy Izzy who was trying to get with her friends. No matter how drunk we got Izzy, or how much money we bribed him with, he wouldn't take her home. It was still fun to try, though.

/coolstorybro
 
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