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The solution to illegal immigrants

Jr_Bullit

I'm sooo teenie weenie!!!
Sep 8, 2001
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Let's wait on the south-western borders of the US, and anyone who illegally immigrates can either take a good working citizen's place in the draft:

Churches prepare for military draft

Or - as the reservists' numbers get lower, we can utilize these guys for the quick entry back into uniform many good people are currently enduring:

Reservist someday to Mercenary?

They can go on the same diet as the Iraqi Police Dogs

And we can prep them for the NKorea war that is apparently looming unbeknownst to the innocent americans:
North Korea prepares for extended war

And that's my satire for today....:dead: :rolleyes:

Uhm - articles above are all compliments to dailyrotten.com - my favorite news site ;)
 

mack

Turbo Monkey
Feb 26, 2003
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Colorado
That would be cool if there was a draft, it give me a reason to throw somthing at a cop car. :D
 

reflux

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Mar 18, 2002
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mack said:
That would be cool if there was a draft, it give me a reason to throw somthing at a cop car. :D
Or if you feel the desire, it gives you the chance to be as creative as possible with health reasons as to why you can't enlist.

"Yes doctor, I suffer from a wicked case of gonnaherpalsyphalaids."


On a somewhat serious note, couldn't some of the country's unemployment and welfare problems be solved if we just told them to enlist?
 

Silver

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Jul 20, 2002
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reflux said:
On a somewhat serious note, couldn't some of the country's unemployment and welfare problems be solved if we just told them to enlist?
I've always thought press ganging unemployed people was a good idea...
 

reflux

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Mar 18, 2002
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Silver said:
I've always thought press ganging unemployed people was a good idea...
He heh, maybe I should've mentioned that I have yet to put any serious thought into such an idea. If we were very short of troops.... nah.