[valve bouncer]

Cousin Troy just posted a Facebook update;
"G'day cunts, bet ya didn't know you could fit an I-phone up ya arse! Neither did the coppers guarding me bed. That's how I'm posting this update. Coulda got my ciggies up there as well cept I don't have 2 f*cken hands. Not anymore I don't but at least I'm better off than that prick next door. Hope u can wipe your arse left-handed dickhead"

Bit cryptic but soon all was revealed.

A neighbourhood dispute over loud music and erratic driving has escalated into a bloody brawl in which a chainsaw partially severed a man's arm.

Read more: http://www.smh.com.au/nsw/chainsaw-and-samurai-sword-used-in-neighbours-clash-over-loud-music-20120502-1xygh.html#ixzz1tisT3Obu

Troy, Troy, Troy, Troy, just stick to your ice sculpting and lay off the goey.

 

[jonKranked]

aussies don't fvck around

 

[Westy]

Does it get any more perfect?

 

[Pesqueeb]

Tina Turner approves!

 

[Nick]

who's ass has the phone charger?

 

[jonKranked]

who's ass has the phone charger?

its one of those "shake n charge" models

 

[dante]

Chainsaw: 1
Sword: 0

 

[Pesqueeb]

Chainsaw: 1
Sword: 0

Probably an important lesson for all of us.

 

[Beef Supreme]

Mr Thornton, a father of two, lives in Queensland but was in Sydney to attend the funeral of his sister's partner, Peter Reinhardt, who drowned when his boat overturned on the Nepean River in March.

As Ms Thornton kept a waterside vigil with her newborn baby, the couple's Londonderry home was robbed. Thieves took jewellery, cash and a gun.

Sounds like Darwin has upgraded to some kind of guidance tracking technology.

 

[stevew]

going by the thread title....somewhere in america tawny kitaen is dragging her cooter across a jags hood.

 

[stoney]

Reminder kids: Never bring a sword to a chainsaw fight.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

going by the thread title....somewhere in america tawny kitaen is dragging her cooter across a jags hood.

 

[$tinkle]

going by the thread title....somewhere in america tawny kitaen is dragging her cooter across a jags hood.

...and without even bending over

 

[stevew]

unfortunately i could not find a gif....

http://FunnyOrDie.com/m/5vdt

 

[JohnE]

We call that proper use of a force multiplier.

 

[Straya]

Minto, say no more.

A Husqvarna at Dusk?

 

[MikeD]

Ummm, "bizarrely confusing journalistic narratives" for $500, Alex?

WTF? Who did what sword chainsaw who?

I suppose it really matters little in the end. Twenty or so men entered, a few less left. Or something.

 

[valve bouncer]

Minto, say no more.

A Husqvarna at Dusk?

Of course, Husqvarna, the only other one I could think of was McCulloch. Young VB would have remembered that but ver 43.1 is lucky to be able to tie his shoelaces.