Not raining! Flooded like hell, though...
>>> The sun god has risen <<<
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Went on one hell of a bender with Jesus last night. No hangover for this Omnipotent Being though, so I'll be in charge today.
Ticks.
One of Wifey's favorite get together's is the annual Easter party at one of our friend's house and apparently it was yesterday. She put it on the calendar on the wrong day. She is in a particularly bad mood today and I've been the brunt of it so far. Giddy.
"You're missing the Easter orgy"
amazing how using the same beans, same grind, gives such different tastes when made with an espresso machine vs a french press
BAZINGA
and in honor of this special day
BAZINGA
and in honor of this special day
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They texted her asking if everything was okay yesterday because we didn't show up. They figured if we didn't show and didn't call something serious was happening, as we never miss or don't let them know.
In Colorado? Come again??
Ticks.
Jesus hates Colorado Springs because it hates his teachings.In Colorado? Come again??
In Colorado? Come again??
We're still in Estes.
But its true that Jesus hates the Springs.
Wait. Ticks in Estes in April?!? 
I do not appreciate hearing that given we're at that altitude. This snowy winter should have thinned their numbers.Wait. Ticks in Estes in April?!?
Trail bikes were ridden, much fun was had again.
This riding bikes thing might catch on.
We have a plethora of ticks. Discovered one centered between H's breasts a day or two ago...
Nice day here.
Nice day here.
Wait. Ticks in Estes in April?!?
My reaction was similar.
Wife: "GAH! There is a tick on me!"
Self: "Oh bullshit, it's way too early for....GAH! Holy shit ticks!"
Wife: "What the fuck do you mean "ticks"? GET THEM OFF!"
I seen 'em with my peepers, and my peepers don't lie.
It's been a good Sunday. Ran 7 miles this morning, then had Mexican for lunch, then saw Shazam! (much fun!), and will have brisket burgers for dinner.
Way too much rain recently so I went for a hike. Definitely getting stronger and used to my pack.
Some fucking assholes took MX bikes to our trails this evening. 
Potato pahtahtoe.
So, this is weird. My brother in Law is raising his three children as strict vegetarians...but he and his wife eat meat in front of them.
I find it really odd.
I find it really odd.
WTF is wrong with them??
No, actual MX bikes.
I think he hopes they never acquire the *taste* for meat, and thereby might help to save the planet.WTF is wrong with them??
Which, of course, will ensure that they get jobs in a Brazilian steak house as teenagers...
Better than sneeze sharting.I sneeze farted
Wooo Sharks win game 6 in double overtime on a short handed goal...wow
"We're hoping you'll not eat meat, for the planet's sake. We, however, DGAF, and will continue to gnosh on these TASTY fucking steaks."
I suspect the kids might see through this.
that's not what sharting is.
Might be good to prepare them for the downfall of society as foraging for Vegetable will be a valuable skill. But I would think a diet of human flesh would also be important.
I assume what they are really being taught is how to be hypocritical.
'Murica!