the ultimate 'chick slayer'
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Looks like somethin' from the Road Warrior
you guys don t know how to get laid 
"NOW LOOK ALL YOU MANLEY MEN OUT THAR, THIS HERE'S THE CHICK SLAYER, NOW BEFORE YA GET ALL EXCITED AND THINK " WOW, THATS THE RIG I ALWAYS WANTED BUT NEVER HAD THE DOUGH TO BUY" WELL FRIENDS, HERE'S YOUR CHANCE TO OWN THE NICKABILLYSHINGOOSE FLUGDUMPER 4x4 I KNOW I KNOW, YUR PROBABLY TRIN TA CATCH YUR BREATH, GIT A BAG AND BLOW IN IT, OR GET A BEER AN GUZZLE IT, OK, THIS WEAPON OF MASSIVE DESTRUCTION, WILL HAUL DIRT, HAUL ASS, GET GRITS, AND MOST IMPORTANT, HAUL CHICKS, THIS TRUCK WAS CUSTOM BUILT BY SPECIAL T FABRICATION IN COMOX, FOR BLENDING IN AT THE IRAQ WAR, BUT CAUSE OF MILITARY CUTBACKS THE SHINGOOSE, "THATS WHAT WE CALL HER" WAS TAKIN BACK TO NORTHERN AMERICA, AND SOLD AT RICHIE BROTHERS AUCTION {YOU CAN SEE THE RITCHIE AUCTION STICKER ON THE HOOD} THAT GITS US BACK TO THIS FANTASY COME TRUE FUR SUM LUCKY BIDDER. NOW THE SPECS R MOST TOP SECERT, SO TO AVOID PERSECUTION, I'LL JUST GIV BASICS , PROPULCHIN, IS GIVEN DIRECTLY THROUGH A FORWARD MOUNTED ENGINE THAT IS RUMERED TO BEE HORSEPOWERD RITE UP THERE WITH THE OTHER EXPENSIVE 4 BIs THE ACTULE WORKINS ARE LIKE I SAID EARLIER " HUSH, HUSH" I CAN TELL YA, SEE CAN DUMP AN CLIMB WITH THE BEST OF THOSE TOUGH TRUCKS, BUT YA WANT TO BE SEEN DRIVIN HER ROUND TOWN, SHOWN OFF, LIKE ALL US MEN DO. WELL GOOD LUCK AN DON'T FORGET THE "KY" THE NICKABILLYSHINGOOSE FLUGDUMPER 4x4 REALLY GITS THE LADIES. YA KIN ALSO LOOK IN MY EBAY STORE FUR OTHER EXCELLINT VALUES, AND MY PERSONAL TRUCK SITE ** I GOT OTHER CUSTOM RIGS, TO EYEBALL" 
Yellow Fishing Jacket
That guys goin be pissed when it doesnt sell and he has to pay all the listing fees!lol.
What kind of car is that?stevew said:
I thought it looked familiar. They used to make Chryslers in Australia until it was bought by Mitsubishi about 25 years ago so there were a lot of those on the roads in years past.stevew said:
i am the master tix scalper....
50 = 700 euro
parts makes bank tonight on your nanna
50 = 700 euro
parts makes bank tonight on your nanna