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The Unintelligence Test

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chicodude

The Spooninator
Mar 28, 2004
1,054
2
Paradise
http://community.sparknotes.com/untelligence/




61%



" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

But what concerns us most about the subject is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a large chance the subject will end up in prison!

The subject is brave, however, and shows real strength in that department. Courageousness is a large part of untelligence.

Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,750
8,749
use login

cxmedumrgrzi@mailinator.com
qwerty1

don't keep the old score when it asks you at the end

The results are in! You are...
78% Untelligent!
You kick ass! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 64%!
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.
Score Breakdown...
Intelligence
Sense of Humor
Violent Tendencies
Bravery
Observational Skills
Morality
Self-Confidence
Here is the custom report of your personality than led our team of geeks to conclude (with confidence) that you are a resourceful and sly man:

" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. He just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
 

blue

boob hater
Jan 24, 2004
10,160
2
california
AIM just died. How sad.

The results are in... you are certifiably:
54% Jerk!
That's higher than the worldwide average of 33%!
 

KleinMp99

Monkey
Nov 5, 2001
479
1
United States
56%



Interesting. While the subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, rats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
 

Rip

Mr. Excitement
Feb 3, 2002
7,327
1
Over there somewhere.
78% Untelligent!
You kick ass! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 64%!
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.

" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen. He just isn't tough enough, sir, and avoids any situation that involves violence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a godlike (and annoying) sense of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
78% Untelligent!
You kick ass! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 64%!

Blah blah blah.. I've taken it before and my score ranges from 75% to 85% depending on my mood :p
 

=[Stinky]=

I like bagels and turkey sandwiches
Sep 9, 2001
677
0
Atlanta YEAAAHHH!
39% Maybe it was the beating the hobo with a wrench part....

" Interesting. While the subject shows a very high level of intelligence, his sense of observation is somewhat below average. We attribute this to the egotistical nature of the subject. Actually, rats behave in the same manner, but he's smarter than any animal.

But what concerns us most about the subject is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a large chance the subject will end up in prison!

Finally, the subject displayed a great (and somewhat perverted) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a complete lack of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
 

Dogboy

Turbo Monkey
Apr 12, 2004
3,216
618
Durham, NC
67%
" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a hot-shot level of self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
 

T-Dog

Monkey
Feb 18, 2004
327
0
different shack, same shotgun
I'm most proud of my sinister and violent attitude......


89% Untelligent!
You kick ass! Your score is higher than the current worldwide average of 64%!
Your score is unique, however, so keep reading.

" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

But what concerns us most about the subject is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a large chance the subject will end up in prison!

The subject is brave, however, and shows real strength in that department. Courageousness is a large part of untelligence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a arrogant and inflated self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "
 

Pau11y

Turbo Monkey
78% Untelligent!
" The subject shows an astounding level of intelligence, and his sense of observation is one of his best qualities. Considering this, he shows a lot of potential, but that's only part of the equation.

But what concerns us most about the subject is his sinister and violent attitude. While we almost find it amusing that the subject would rather kill something than suffer a minor inconvenience, it effectively destroys his ability to survive tight situations. Our study suggests there is a large chance the subject will end up in prison!

The subject is brave, however, and shows real strength in that department. Courageousness is a large part of untelligence.

Finally, the subject displayed a pathetic and useless (seriously bad) sense of humor, a nearly satanic lack of morality, and a arrogant and inflated self-confidence. The balance of these three traits is important; high levels of confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of humor make for the strongest individuals. "

Ah, screw this! I'll just hack the friggin' site! :evil: