I posted this on another site and people seemed to get a kick out of it.
Enjoy. (True story)
A few weeks ago I went to the Dr. for the vasectomy consult.
After explaining the procedure in more detail than I really needed the dr. told me that the night before the snip I would need to 'shave my boys'.
I didn't really understand why but hey. he's the doctor.
So here we go:
My brother was visiting and saw what I was doing. He just laughed and said, "no dumbass, not your 'boys', you need to shave your balls.
He's a pretty smart guy, BS in biology and a Masters in Education, so, off I went:
When my wife saw me going after Wilson with the razor, well, she nearly died laughing. Turned about 6 shades of purple, tears streaming down her face, gasping for breath. Finally she got herself under some semblance of control and told me that I was crazy. I was SUPPOSED to shave my, well, 'nuts' is what the dear girl said.
Whatever:
"No no no" she said. "You know, your bag."
"Ohhhhh NOW I get it," I said. Geeez this is confusing.
So now I think I'm all set for tomorrows procedure.
Could've been worse I guess:
;D
Enjoy. (True story)
A few weeks ago I went to the Dr. for the vasectomy consult.
After explaining the procedure in more detail than I really needed the dr. told me that the night before the snip I would need to 'shave my boys'.
I didn't really understand why but hey. he's the doctor.
So here we go:
My brother was visiting and saw what I was doing. He just laughed and said, "no dumbass, not your 'boys', you need to shave your balls.
He's a pretty smart guy, BS in biology and a Masters in Education, so, off I went:
When my wife saw me going after Wilson with the razor, well, she nearly died laughing. Turned about 6 shades of purple, tears streaming down her face, gasping for breath. Finally she got herself under some semblance of control and told me that I was crazy. I was SUPPOSED to shave my, well, 'nuts' is what the dear girl said.
Whatever:
"No no no" she said. "You know, your bag."
"Ohhhhh NOW I get it," I said. Geeez this is confusing.
So now I think I'm all set for tomorrows procedure.
Could've been worse I guess:
;D
