If you are going military, ROTC isn't a bad deal, but I never got the junior version. I was OCS but I drilled with the ROTC guys from U of O.
The "wherethefuckdoesthisbelonganyway" thread
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I had a Marine recruiter who would come to the house daily, call multiple times a day. My mother called the cops on him after he was waiting for me at my bus stop.
Correct, PSATs. Was also in a military family.
I‘m sure he wanted to show you how to polish a belt buckle properly.
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When you lose your fake degree.
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Kanye West's honorary doctorate rescinded by prestigious Chicago art college
The School of the Art Institute of Chicago (SAIC) has revoked an honorary doctorate awarded to Kanye West, as the fallout from the rapper's offensive remarks about Black and Jewish people continues.
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LoL
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11,000-Year-Old Carving of Man Holding His Penis, Surrounded by Leopards, Is Oldest-Known Depiction of a Narrative Scene
The 11,000-year-old Neolithic panel indicates a shift from a hunting and gathering to an agrarian farming society in the Turkish region.
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Students Rebel Against Heat-Sensing Crotch Monitor Surveillance Devices
Surveillance has become a ubiquitous part of modern life. Public spaces are dotted with CCTV cameras inside and out. Recent years have seen the technology spread to the suburbs with porch cameras s…
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This is awesome, really fun read.
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Billings Man Fights Truck Thief; Jumps On Moving Stolen Truck, Bashes Thief With Sledgehammer
Tim Payne's truck would have been gone forever but his phone was left inside. Thanks to a tracking app he was able to find his truck and then with a…
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Was just reading about the epic failure of Reef in town then this story popped up. Genius.
Giant aquarium 'completely destroyed': Tank with 1,500 fish bursts, floods Berlin street
A giant aquarium in a Berlin hotel, the AquaDom, burst early Friday. More than a thousand tropical fish flooded out and two people were injured.
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Such a waste, smoking is a much tastier way of preservation.
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Human heart found in Department of Transportation salt pile
Tennessee Department of Transportation workers were using salt from the pile to make brine when they found what they initially believed was an odd-shaped rock.
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Have you not tried salted crack babies hearts?
You really should!
You really should!
Brining roads that would melt off 5hrs later anyway...Such a waste, smoking is a much tastier way of preservation.
Human heart found in Department of Transportation salt pile
Tennessee Department of Transportation workers were using salt from the pile to make brine when they found what they initially believed was an odd-shaped rock.
Roomba watches you masterbate, for training purposes.
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A Roomba recorded a woman on the toilet. How did screenshots end up on Facebook?
Robot vacuum companies say your images are safe, but a sprawling global supply chain for data from our devices creates risk.
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And in Communist anti-Free Market news:
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A Chick-fil-A location is fined for giving workers meals instead of money
The employees are owed back wages for their work. The location also was fined for violating child labor laws.
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This seems like a scheme cooked up by Sam Bankman-Deep-Fried.And in Communist anti-Free Market news:
A Chick-fil-A location is fined for giving workers meals instead of money
The employees are owed back wages for their work. The location also was fined for violating child labor laws.
Seven employees are owed $235 in back wages, the department said.
When you are rich enough, your white ass can be declared Hawaiian. 
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In bombshell edict, surf company Vans classifies Mark Zuckerberg as “Hawaiian” for purposes of local inclusion in digital Triple Crown series!
"One of the ways we look to honor the local community is to protect 40% of total entries for local resident surfers."
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"surf?" company?When you are rich enough, your white ass can be declared Hawaiian.
In bombshell edict, surf company Vans classifies Mark Zuckerberg as “Hawaiian” for purposes of local inclusion in digital Triple Crown series!
"One of the ways we look to honor the local community is to protect 40% of total entries for local resident surfers."
Idiot.
Besides. There is no vans anymore. Sold out over two decades ago. Fuckin north face. Like literally.
“I’ll have em’ smothered”
Imagine how great your robot butler will be at stroking you off when you get one. People will get divorced.Roomba watches you masterbate, for training purposes.
A Roomba recorded a woman on the toilet. How did screenshots end up on Facebook?
Robot vacuum companies say your images are safe, but a sprawling global supply chain for data from our devices creates risk.
Damn
. I think she's had the new advanced night crew training.
Great eye contact. 
For a snow-white Canuckistani boy, Waffle-House was always an entertaining visit.
do.not.use.*witter.
lets go to the Library and smoke Meth
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Colorado library closes due to meth contamination | CNN
Boulder, Colorado, has closed its main public library due to methamphetamine contamination in the facility's bathrooms and some seating areas, city officials say.
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Does the meth contamination over power the smell of Hippies and that’s why they closed ?lets go to the Library and smoke Meth
Colorado library closes due to meth contamination | CNN
Boulder, Colorado, has closed its main public library due to methamphetamine contamination in the facility's bathrooms and some seating areas, city officials say.
Tesla autopilot leads police chase after driver falls asleep
Police in Germany say they had quite the time attempting to pull over a Tesla driver who had fallen asleep behind the wheel.Bamberg traffic officers tailed the
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While he had a weight device attached to the steering wheel to defeat the tesla hands-on-wheel system. Speculation is he'll loose his license in Germany for significant number of years, he was charged with their equivalent of reckless driving. In the US you'd probably just get a warning, or award.Tesla autopilot leads police chase after driver falls asleep
Police in Germany say they had quite the time attempting to pull over a Tesla driver who had fallen asleep behind the wheel.Bamberg traffic officers tailed the
Tesla autopilot leads police chase after driver falls asleep
Police in Germany say they had quite the time attempting to pull over a Tesla driver who had fallen asleep behind the wheel.Bamberg traffic officers tailed the
Safe new world.Tesla autopilot leads police chase after driver falls asleep
Police in Germany say they had quite the time attempting to pull over a Tesla driver who had fallen asleep behind the wheel.Bamberg traffic officers tailed the
do.not.use.*witter.
uh oh, somebody pulled the string
sometimes you just throat punch
Always with the projection...
forgot about the foot tap...Always with the projection...