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mykel

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Do you disable the microphone on your mobile phone? Genuinely curious, 'cause it seems that your mobile phone is probably "listening" all the time?
No, but my mobile usually sits turned off in a drawer, unless I need it.
Hell, I usually don't even take it when I go out on errands.
Lived most of my life un-teathered. See no need to put the leash on every day.

You may not be able to escape, but you can mitigate.

<edit> Also, I have disabled the "Bixby" assistant on my Samsung mobile. No idea on how effective that actually is...
 
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jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
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Ya, No.
I was in IT security, so things like firewalls were my bag.
Hell I still have a Cisco ASA firewall here at home.
There is no way that I would have one of those things at home.
My stupid rich friend who is a CTO has a bad ass home setup, but it's VERY closed loop. He has the money and effort to build it out for his $10M pad he just built. It's no Google Nest setup. :rofl:
 

mykel

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why did you just quote a post from 2018?

Apparently I'm a dumbass. :homer: :rofl: :rofl:
Cat walked across the keyboard before I turfed him.
Did not catch the change, or the date just saw the post...

I feel the embaraement this has caused me amognst my esteemed collegues has been a suitable chastisement. I feel it may be best to retire for the night. Good evening gentlemen.

I'll get me coat.
 

kidwoo

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Apparently I'm a dumbass. :homer: :rofl: :rofl:
Cat walked across the keyboard before I turfed him.
Did not catch the change, or the date just saw the post...

I feel the embaraement this has caused me amognst my esteemed collegues has been a suitable chastisement. I feel it may be best to retire for the night. Good evening gentlemen.

I'll get me coat.
If it ever happens again:

tell me you remember this post from 5 years ago, have been consciously and unconsciously pondering it, the ramifications of the words said, every implication within, and have been formulating the correct response


I'm both vindictive and think this way, and also an idiot so I'll probably buy it ;)
 

mykel

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jimmydean

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Subscriber exclusive and I doe-wanna subscribe.

Got Cliff notes?
She worked for the city, stole from Walmart, got fired and sued for $200k and won. Works for another city, stole from Fred Meyer and city is to scared of getting sued to fire her now. She makes $150k a year.
 

Pesqueeb

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Riding past the morgue.
St. Albans // Car vs. Lawnmower crash in Richford

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STATE OF VERMONT
DEPARTMENT OF PUBLIC SAFETY
VERMONT STATE POLICE

NEWS RELEASE

MOTOR VEHICLE CRASH

CASE#: 23A2002390
RANK/TROOPER FULL NAME: Sgt. Mike Kamerling
STATION: St. Albans
CONTACT#: 524-5993

DATE/TIME: 04/30/23 @ 12:19 hours
STREET: Province St.
TOWN: Richford
LANDMARK AND/OR CROSS STREETS: Green Ave
WEATHER: Cloudy
ROAD CONDITIONS: Dry

VEHICLE #1
OPERATOR: Karl Barnes
AGE: 69
SEAT BELT? No
CITY, STATE OF RESIDENCE: Richford VT

VEHICLE: Riding Lawn Mower
DAMAGE TO VEHICLE #1: Moderate damage
INJURIES: Minor Cuts/ scrapes
HOSPITAL: NWMC- St. Albans

VEHICLE #2
OPERATOR: Jennifer Leach
AGE: 37
SEAT BELT? Yes
CITY, STATE OF RESIDENCE: Enosburg VT

VEHICLE YEAR: 2021
VEHICLE MAKE: Volvo
VEHICLE MODEL: XC40
DAMAGE TO VEHICLE #2: Minor Damage to passenger side rear door and LF wheel. Was able to be driven from scene.
INJURIES: None

SUMMARY OF CRASH: A state trooper and members of The Richford Fire Department and Richford Rescue responded to a motor vehicle crash at the above location. Investigation into the incident revealed that operator # 1 was riding NB on Green Avenue on a riding lawn mower. (This street is steeply pitched downhill) As Operator #1 approached the intersection of Province Street he reportedly lost his brakes and the lawn mower accelerated to an unknown speed. Vehicle #1 was unable to stop at the intersection of Province St and crashed into vehicle #2 as it was passing by traveling North. Operator #1 was transported to NWMC for non- life threatening injuries sustained in the crash. Operator #2 and her three passengers were not injured.
 

jimmydean

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Interesting, but Van Winkle is overhyped.
It's the idea that the head of Oregon liquor was able to get these bottles that were then raffled off for GOP fundraising vs going to a state run liquor store for general purpose. It's an abuse of power at the very least, it also shows blatant political bias.
 

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Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
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oh please god yes


they don't all fit in florida
I would be so owned and triggered if the MAGAs started emigrating to Russia. I can't believe conservatives would want to move there. That is beyond infuriating, as if they couldn't find a new deplorable low to sink to! We need to find a way to stop them!!! Please, no!
 

kidwoo

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I would be so owned and triggered if the MAGAs started emigrating to Russia. I can't believe conservatives would want to move there. That is beyond infuriating, as if they couldn't find a new deplorable low to sink to! We need to find a way to stop them!!! Please, no!
could probably find hunter biden's ties to ukraine a little easier....
 

Pesqueeb

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this will be an underrated post, not receiving the credit it deserves
 

kidwoo

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that motherfucker....


I thought he was making fun of ayn rand assholes


I should have known :disgust1:



edit: I think I just caught up to YOUR post and certainly not his derivative BS



I'm sure that shit is 'stimulating'
 
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Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
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that motherfucker....


I thought he was making fun of ayn rand assholes


I should have known :disgust1:



edit: I think I just caught up to YOUR post and certainly not his derivative BS



I'm sure that shit is 'stimulating'
Didja catch the dates? Our boy has come a long way, and I'm proud of him. :D
 

Pesqueeb

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I'm afraid you lost me

I just got home from work not long ago so didn't follow the daily derp thread. Tired and stoopit
I made a "Galts Gulch" joke to Stoney when he was in his libertarian phase well over a decade ago when he wanted to know about moving to Colorado. It was underappreciated then too.