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jonKranked

jonKranked

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jimmydean said:
OMG, mom at Domino's trying to convince them you are a worthy hire. :rofl:
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26% of Gen Z respondents brought parent to job interview: Survey

Some Gen Z respondents need help from their parents during job interviews, according to a new survey.
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part of this is kids not getting summer jobs until they're out of high school. i have a cousin who never had a summer job in high school. first summer home from college the only job he could land was mcdonalds. he still took it.
 
jimmydean

jimmydean

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jonKranked said:
part of this is kids not getting summer jobs until they're out of high school. i have a cousin who never had a summer job in high school. first summer home from college the only job he could land was mcdonalds. he still took it.
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I just can't imagine. My first job was at 15 at the bike shop. I went in and applied like a normal person, I would never have asked one of my folks to go with me.
 
Montana rider

Montana rider

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SkaredShtles said:
The only "help" I've given my kids is suggesting they not smoke weed for a week or two before a drug test. :homer:
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/snark

I know your kids are skinny, but that's still bad advice:

Detection times also depend on the drug test used. Typically, weed will remain longer in hair and can be detectable for up to 90 days from the day of use. Tests can detect weed for up to 30 days in your urine, up to 24 hours in your saliva, and up to 12 hours in your blood.

/end snark

[Ahem] dilution via hydration and vitamin supplements is a short term solution*

But I gather fake pee is what all the "cool" kids are doing these days...


*Anecodotal datum of 1 from 20 years ago.
 
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SkaredShtles

SkaredShtles

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Montana rider said:
/snark

I know your kids are skinny, but that's still bad advice:

Detection times also depend on the drug test used. Typically, weed will remain longer in hair and can be detectable for up to 90 days from the day of use. Tests can detect weed for up to 30 days in your urine, up to 24 hours in your saliva, and up to 12 hours in your blood.

/end snark

[Ahem] dilution via hydration and vitamin supplements is a short term solution*

But I gather fake pee is what all the "cool" kids are doing these days...


*Anecodotal datum of 1 from 20 years ago.
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There's only so much you can do as a parent. :D
 
jimmydean

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So do they bring a generator now to plug in 20 leaf blowers? I was curious how this would actually work.


“If you look at what this machines does, how loud it is, how much it pollutes, it's not normal to be accepted where we live, where our children play," said Jessica Stolzberg, a writer and crusader against gas-powered leaf blowers who helped get a ban on the machines enacted in her hometown of Montclair, New Jersey.
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SkaredShtles

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mandown

mandown

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An interesting listen on the leaf blower topic. Catwoman even makes an appearance.
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The Los Angeles Leaf Blower Wars - 99% Invisible

The leaf blower is one of the most hated objects in the modern world. They’re loud, they pollute, and… how important is a leafless lawn anyway? In a lot of towns and cities, the gas-powered leaf blower has been banned. In others, there are strict guidelines on where and when they can be used. But
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