[H8R]

Beanbag

 

[Dirtjumper999]

Niger

uh oh

 

[H8R]

Stroke length

 

[stevew]

hey little girl, do you need a ride
I've got room in my wagon, why don't you hop inside.......

 

[Dirtjumper999]

trunk space

 

[Dirtjumper999]

junk in trunk

 

[bikingisbetter]

condominium

 

[sanjuro]

circumscribe

 

[Da Peach]

gluteus maximus

 

[DamienC]

coxswain

 

[ragin-sagin]

bung...

 

[biggins]

petcock

 

[def]

beaver

 

[Jeremy R]

rear travel

 

[Jeremy R]

Taint

chin rest

 

[Jeremy R]

I have play in my rear end.

 

[Ascentrek]

caulk

And don't forget:

white caulk

&

Black Caulk

 

[narlus]

kumquat

 

[Toshi]

utricle

 

[Skookum]

Tight End

i remember this pal i used to roof with explaining his high school football career. He said he was a split end, i said what the hell is that? He explained it's a position similiar to a wide reciever or a tight end. So i sez....

"Lemme get this straight, you line up like your a tight end but you run around like a wide reciever so you wind up a split end?"

 

[Skookum]

Fudge Packer!

 

[Skookum]

Bubble in the mud

 

[Skookum]

Takin a Dook

 

[Skookum]

Hershey Squirts

 

[stubby]

Jack Hoffman

 

[skinny mike]

masticate

 

[skinny mike]

tugnut

 

[narlus]

tugnut

 

[Geoff G.]

caulk for the shower
caulk for the bathroom
caulk for in the sink
Yes I work at a hardware store, and have heard all of these from women, including Black caulk, white caulk, ect.... the list is never ending

chode muffin
orvis
ass clown
titty bandit
shunt robber
choder- which we saw in a cafeteria when some dumbass tried to spell the name of the popular new england clam soup

 

[Jeremy R]

Bastard File

 

[BurlyShirley]

Hanging Chad

 

[narlus]

nipple

 

[Jeremy R]

high beams

 

[BurlyShirley]

Spackle

 

[Cooter Brown]

jizzum

 

[Bicyclist]

Mrs. Hancock

 

[Jeremy R]

Badcock Furniture (a real store)

 

[BurlyShirley]

LunchMeat

 

[BurlyShirley]

Salami

 

[BurlyShirley]

lipstick