[biggins]

post your momma jokes here. i will start.

your momma only has one leg and walks around singing "lean on me"

your momma is so ugly she has to tie a steak around her ankle to get dogs to chase her.


your momma is so ugly she has to sneak up on a glass of water to get something to drink.

your momma is so dumb she got hit by a parked car

 

[GravityFreakTJ]

your momma is soooo fat the back of her neck looks like a pack of hotdogs

 

[Rip]

Your momma is so dumb, she thinks hip replacement surgery is operation that makes you hip.

 

[foxfreerider11]

your momma is so fat when she poops.....theres lots of it

 

[GravityFreakTJ]

Your momma's so fat when she fell over, she rocked herself to sleep tryin to get back up again


Yo moma's so fat the only time she sees 90210 is on the scale.

Yo Mama's so dumb that she tripped over a cordless phone

Yo Mama's so dumb she thought fruit punch was a gay boxer.

 

[manziman]

yo momma's so fat when she jump for joy she gets stuck.

 

[motomike]

yo mammas soooo big, that she uses 2 greyhound buses for roller skates.

 

[Changleen]

Yo momma's so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.

 

[ridetoofast]

yo momma so fat when she plays pool she has to use the planets for balls

 

[biggins]

your momma is soooo fat when i got done humpin her i had to roll off of her........twice.

 

[Craw]

Yo momma is soooo fat, when she got on the elevator, everyone around her was all "Damn she is fat". But to themselves of course. No one wants to be rude.

 

[ridetoofast]

yo momma is so fat the post office had to give her her own zip code

 

[PonySoldier]

Yo Momma is so ugly that when she goes outside the Sun refuses to shine..

 

[ridetoofast]

yo momma is so ugly she made a skunk spray itself

 

[rpk1988]

Yo momma is so fat, when i got done humping her i had to smack her ass and ride the wave off.

 

[Broken_Spoke]

your momma is so dumb that when she saw a sign that said disney land left she turned aroudn and went home

 

[GumbaFish]

Your momma's so fat when she puts on a red dress she looks like the cool aid man.

Your momma's so fat she had to get baptised at sea world

Your momma's so fat that when she jumped, she got stuck in mid-air

Your momma's so fat she sat on a rainbow and made skittles

Your momma's so fat when she wore high heels she struck oil

 

[chicodude]

Yo momma is so ugly, she made a blind kid cry

Yo momm is sooo fat, Her blood type is Ragu

Yo momma front teeth are so far apart, when she smiles at me, I don't know whether to smile back or kick a fieldgoal.

Yo momma is so ugly her nickname is "DAMMNN"

Yo momma is so old when jesus said let there be light, She flipped the switch.

yo momma is so dumb, she thought taco ball was a mexican phone company.

Yo mama is so fat she eats Wheat Thicks

Yo mama so fat she went to the movies and sat next to everyone

Yo mama so old her social security number is 1

Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.

 

[hooples3]

your momma is so dumb she got fired from the M&M factory for throwing out the w's


listen .. lets get off of mothers... cause I just got off of yours

 

[Potroast88]

Your momma is so poor, when she goes to KFC she has to lick other people's fingers.

 

[vinnycactus]

Yo mamma teeth so yellow she spits butter

Yo mamma teeth so yellow...........i can't believe its not butter

yo mamma so fat when she turns around people throw her a welcome back party.

yo mamma so fat she wakes up in sections

yo mamma so fat she got to iron her pants on the driveway.

 

[WestCoastHucker]

yo momma is so dumb, the thinks a quarterback is a refund......

 

[JRB]

Your momma is so fat, when she goes to the buffet, they set up speed bumps.

 

[captainpolution]

your mama is so dumb she read this thread

 

[ottomatik]

how'd you know?

 

[Dartman]

Yo mama is so ugly she reminds me of a mule chewin' thorns.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Yo mama so poor i saw her kicking a can down the street and asked her what she was doing she said moving.

Yo mamas so hairy when you were born you almost died of rugburn

Yo mama is so fat she has three shirt sizes, jumbo, humongus, and "OH
MY GOD IT'S COMING TOWARDS US!!"

Your Mama So Fat when she step on the Weight Scales it says...'to be continued'...

Your Mama So Fat when she bends over, we enter Daylight Saving Time.

 

[stevew]

Your mom watches FOXNews/CNN.

 

[reflux]

Yo mama so dumb, she went to Dr. Dre for a pap smear.



Game over.

 

[hooples3]

your mama's so dumb she called the operator to get the # for 911

 

[denjen]

Your moms so fat the doctor said she had a flesh eating disease and gave her 10 years to live.

 

[SkaredShtles]

You should've retired while you still had a shred of dignity left.............

 

[kidwoo]

Your mamma's breath so bad, when she yawns, her teeth duck.

 

[Kevin]

Yo momma so fat she gets a group discount at amusement parcs.