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TheMontashu made a "customer" cry today

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by sanjuro, Apr 27, 2008.

  1. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    I think it is despicable that he laughed at a "customer" because he looks different than we do.
     

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  2. lovebunny

    lovebunny can i lick your balls?

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    haha i think this demands an explaination. whats the story
     
  3. stevew

    stevew unique white person

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    The customer spelled his name correctly on the credit card slip and TheMontashu felt inadequate, so he made fun of him.
     
  4. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    The customer walked in, TheMontashoe said, "hey we look a lot alike! We could be twins!"

    The customer cried.
     
  5. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    A "customer" came in today with an electric blue lacoste polo, faded jeans, and aviators along with a douchey looking haircut. I couldn't contain myself and busted up laughing at him (sanjuro was laughing louder than I was) He proceeded to defend himself by saying I looked like I didn't care what I looked like. He, being an idiot didn't realized I really don't care how I look when I'm working at a bike shop., I would rather get a shirt I got for free all gross and greasy rather than a nice one. He then proceeded to talk **** about how I was working a 10$ an hour job and how he was at some motorcycle race picking up chicks. I called him out pointing out that he lived with his mom and next time I looked over he was waiting in his truck for his friend to finish using the shock pump.

    edit, I also made the kid, who stole his moms car to get weed, get all butthurt yesterday
     
  6. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    I was laughing hard (I still am).

    The "customer", who has received multiple hookups from the previous manager and we have yet to see a dime of profit, looked just like the pics of collar poppers (which is what made me laugh in the first place) I see here.

    I even said that I might deserved to get punched in the face but I could help myself from laughing.

    Who knew he would take it so seriously? It was really all in fun, until TheMontashu got involved and made him cry.
     
  7. DRB

    DRB unemployed bum

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    That's really sh!tty of y'all to be mean to Stoney like that. Shame on both of you.
     
  8. sanjuro

    sanjuro Tube Smuggler

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    Alot of my friends used to work with Stone. Very similar styles of dress and attitude, if I gauge the stories correctly.
     
  9. -dustin

    -dustin boring

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    we should start a "bike shop customer secret photo" thread...taking secret photos of customers is fun. albeit, a little weird. especially when they catch me.
     
  10. stoney

    stoney Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde

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    Was not me, I was yupping it up in Newport Beach today.
    Sanjuro, who do you know ftom H&F? Varian?
     
  11. stoney

    stoney Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde

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    Dude, Mark's my boy. I'm sure he talks tons of **** since I've gone and turned "yuppie".
     
  12. PatBranch

    PatBranch Turbo Monkey

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    You need to setup a hidden still camera with a remote.

    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
     
  13. narlus

    narlus Eastcoast Softcore
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    and we know who that customer is.
     
  14. ire

    ire Turbo Monkey

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    I take it he was caught with said car?
     
  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Fear my banana

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    I bet El Montazapato ratted him out.
     
  16. TheMontashu

    TheMontashu Pourly Tatteued Jeu

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    Nope, but I still have lost a lot of respect for the kid for being that dumb
     
  17. GotMyGED

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    please explain butthurt.

    By the way, hilarious story.
     
  18. Red Rabbit

    Red Rabbit Picky Pooper

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    Popped and stacked 3 deep

    The ultimate in douche baggery
     
  19. Total Heckler

    Total Heckler Beer and Bike Enthusiast

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    Agreed.
     
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    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    From the description all I can imagine is Sweet Lou from Grind.

     
  21. Da Peach

    Da Peach Outwitted by a rodent

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    I was thinking of the lead singer from Spacehog.
     
  22. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    heh my old shop we had a group of regular customers known as the "whack pack" very quirky weird bunch. Among them was a guy who tried to sell us a kickstand he found on the side of the trail.
     
  23. CBJ

    CBJ Turbo Monkey

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    There is actually 4 collars.
     
  24. Red Rabbit

    Red Rabbit Picky Pooper

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    Oh holy hell. This is off the charts.
     
  25. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    does the level of doushebaggery increase linearly or exponentially with the number of collars popped?
     
  26. vtjim

    vtjim Beware of Milo & Otis

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    Exponentially I think, kind of like the Richter Scale, but 4 collars is like a 10 on the Richter scale. At that point the douche is so strong that there is no real point in measuring anymore.
     
  27. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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  28. Red Rabbit

    Red Rabbit Picky Pooper

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    Yes. I think 5 popped collars would be similar to Los Angles falling off the coast of CA.
     
  29. DH Diva

    DH Diva Wonderwoman

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    You should have told him Goose was dead and smacked him on the *ss.

    And then played some Kenny Logins.
     
  30. Serial Midget

    Serial Midget Al Bundy

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    Someone here is paying way too much attention to what other guys are wearing...
     
  31. Red Rabbit

    Red Rabbit Picky Pooper

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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    At least you get paid for it.
     
  33. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    You mean this guy was in your shop?
    He's a known "target of opportunity..."
     
  34. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    people like that are commonly referred to as "sheeple"
     
  35. CBJ

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    What is all this talk about men.

     
  36. Serial Midget

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    Owned!!! :biggrin:
     
  37. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Are you kidding me?
    I would pump them until 12 deputies came to take me to prison.

    Besides...
     
  38. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    I wonder if collar poppers and their ilk even know how much they are laughed at...how could they not?
     
  39. CBJ

    CBJ Turbo Monkey

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    Just trying to steer this thread in a different directing. I really think this is a nice kitchen

     
  40. eaterofdog

    eaterofdog ass grabber

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    Yo!



    Tragic spray tans



    edit: Pic title is Guido Loompa. Damn.