[JRB]

So Bob and I dropped some stunts that he had off at the super duper secret spot today and rode around to show him the place. We did some exploring and we found these piles of feathers all over the f'n place. No bodies, just feathers. They were like 15 - 20 yards apart, and like 3 - 10 feet in diameter. There must have been 20 of them. Some more concentrated than others. It freaked me out in an X-Files kind of way. Later we found a huge spot where maybe someone dumped a bunch of dead birds and maybe animals dragged them out, but it was weird. I wondered if someone was sacrificing them. I am not so sure there will be a trail called "Chicken Run", like Bob wants. I will definitely not be night riding at the super duper secret spot. I will take some pics tomorrow. Freaky.

 

[Westy]

Is Bob an imaginary friend or just your sock puppet?

 

[Skookum]

 

[Skookum]

Is Bob an imaginary friend or just your sock puppet?

His name was Robert Paulson.....

 

[JRB]

Nope - Bob is real, but moving to NC in 2 weeks.

I thought the same thing Skooks.

 

[Skookum]

Nope - Bob is real, but moving to NC in 2 weeks.

I thought the same thing Skooks.

You should move too, Bob will no longer be there to protect you....

 

[JRB]

Is Bob an imaginary friend or just your sock puppet?

Here's Bob - http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/member.php?u=7533

 

[JRB]

You should move too, Bob will no longer be there to protect you....

I already thought of that.

 

[Westy]

Nope - Bob is real, but moving to NC in 2 weeks.

I thought the same thing Skooks.

Riiiiight.

I bet in high school you had a Canadian girlfriend.

 

[Skookum]

Here's Bob - http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/member.php?u=7533

hahaha this proves NOTHING!

 

[JRB]

meh - I give up. I took a pic of Bob today to post for partsy, so tomorrow I will post Bob and the Goddamn chickens. Argh..

 

[maxyedor]

Holly crap, Ijust looked at LOCO's peofile to try and find something to make fun of, and it turns out we share a birthday.

 

[splat]

loco and bob

 

[Skookum]

meh - I give up. I took a pic of Bob today to post for partsy, so tomorrow I will post Bob and the Goddamn chickens. Argh..

Whatever... i'm just curious if you're gonna grab those feathers and make feather scarf a la Carol Channing...

 

[JRB]

Hell no - those feathers creeped me out.

Cool on the birthday, max. I will give you plenty to make fun of without the profile.

 

[maxyedor]

I will give you plenty to make fun of without the profile.

I know I was just looking for a new angle. You should just go back after some wind has swept through, problem solved. Or call PETA that could be fun too.

 

[Skookum]

Hell no - those feathers creeped me out.

Cool on the birthday, max. I will give you plenty to make fun of without the profile.

You should make the Carrol Channing scarf and wear it while riding. It will make you a faster rider. Chupacabra will think you're a huge ugly chicken and chase you, and you'll ride faster than you ever have before.:teacher:

 

[skinny mike]

does bob tell you to burn things?

 

[madbob]

Bob's not real

 

[Brian HCM#1]

You must be the chicken lover!!!!

Cartmans comming for your ass

 

[Wumpus]

'Bob' shoved me down a hill.

 

[brungeman]

I don't know what all this talk about Bob is... (we all got baited into the debate of whether or not loco has friends)

but as for the feathers... what type of feathers and carcasses were they? is there a Late goose or duck season? I know that when I hunt geese the only thing worth keeping is the breast of the bird, and to get it, you have to pull out all the feathers in the chest... is it possible that someone was hunting there, (or near there) and used that spot to "breast out" the birds? although it is illegal in our area to do... some a-hole hunters leave the carcasses where ever they kill...

 

[Ciaran]

Holly crap, Ijust looked at LOCO's peofile to try and find something to make fun of, and it turns out we share a birthday.

Great, another frikkin scorpio...

 

[JRB]

I don't know what all this talk about Bob is... (we all got baited into the debate of whether or not loco has friends)

but as for the feathers... what type of feathers and carcasses were they? is there a Late goose or duck season? I know that when I hunt geese the only thing worth keeping is the breast of the bird, and to get it, you have to pull out all the feathers in the chest... is it possible that someone was hunting there, (or near there) and used that spot to "breast out" the birds? although it is illegal in our area to do... some a-hole hunters leave the carcasses where ever they kill...

If they are ducks, they are the crappy white barn yard ducks. Definitely not ducks you would shoot. There are no parts, just feathers. I will have pics this afternoon.

edit - even when Brian's not trying to be a dumb ass, he posts a huge pic and screws the thread up.

 

[partsbara]

Bob's not real

BOB YOU FREAKIN AMIMAL....

long time no see fella... you have to ride with loco... you poor bastid

 

[madbob]

He just learned how to wheelie last week.

 

[madbob]

loco just called me. He found more chicken feathers, and lotion and porn mags.

I'm not sure what's going on out there, but he sounded really excited.

 

[Changleen]

Holly crap, Ijust looked at LOCO's peofile to try and find something to make fun of, and it turns out we share a birthday.

Can we make fun of you now? You and Loco can save money on Astrology charts by going halves..

 

[Changleen]

If they are ducks, they are the crappy white barn yard ducks. Definitely not ducks you would shoot. There are no parts, just feathers. I will have pics this afternoon.

edit - even when Brian's not trying to be a dumb ass, he posts a huge pic and screws the thread up.

Maybe it was the site of Hot Lesbian Pillow Fight? Maybe you should go night-riding there, just be sure to take your Sony Handycam with nightshot...

 

[JRB]

Why is Cartman still dicking the page up???

 

[madbob]

that's what I tried to tell him, but he wouldn't listen.

 

[JRB]

No lesbian pillow fighting here, Changleen.

 

[Changleen]

Damn it!

 

[JRB]

Please let me have a new page.

 

[BurlyShirley]

OMG that is the funniest **** Ive ever seen. Texas is ****ed up! Hahahahah!

Loco, sounds like you got a chickenf***er on your hands.

 

[JRB]

Here are the pics. Creepy I tell ya. The last one is littered with porn mags. I don't really want to ask questions about that.

 

[JRB]

OMG that is the funniest **** Ive ever seen. Texas is ****ed up! Hahahahah!

Loco, sounds like you got a chickenf***er on your hands.

F'n sad man. :nonono:

 

[Changleen]

Edward Featherhands?

 

[JRB]

Edward Featherhands?

I don't know, bro. Bob and I walked for what seemed like an eternity and we kept finding them. Some are right near some travelled roads. What pisses me off about the porn, there is a middle school just a few hundred yard up the hill from this crap. There is a highly travelled road just 15 yards from the porn and it is all just 500 yards or so from the interstate. I almost feel like I should tell the cops about the jillions of bird feathers. It doesn't add up, but I don't want to get my spot busted either. I guess I don't want to die riding there though. You think the chupacabra or the witches can find my house???

 

[JRB]

Here's Bob making boobies, so partsbara will remember him.