[BigMike]

There has been a small outbreak of “zombism” in a small town near the border of Laos in North-Eastern Cambodia.

The culprit was discovered to be mosquitoes native to that region carrying a new strain of Malaria which thus far has a 100 percent mortality rate and kills victims in fewer than 2 days.

After death, this parasite is able to restart the heart of its victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believed to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

Cambodian officials say that the outbreak has been contained and the public has no need to worry.

General Ary Serey had this to say, "We have obtained samples of this new parasite and plan to learn how it starts the heart and other major organs of the deceased. We intend to use this to increase the quality of life for all."

US Secretary of State Condoleeza Rice opposed the plan saying that the Cambodian government holds a great biological weapon and should destroy it immediately. Cambodian officials have yet to comment.

A United Nations team will be dispatched to Cambodia to confirm the safety of biological research in Cambodia.

Linky

 

[Spitfired]

Holy **** man!
That's weird stuff.

I want to see pictures...

 

[corey_rideDC]

check out the URL in the link... it's not really BBC, just a good fake. totally fooled one of the guys at work with this one last week.

 

[flatulant_man]

i'm not quite sure...
although it was on bbc news, i guess it's possible.

 

[BigMike]

check out the URL in the link... it's not really BBC, just a good fake. totally fooled one of the guys at work with this one last week.

Yeah, I wasn't sure if it was real, but I figured i'd put it up here for a few laughs

 

[quadricolour]

[beast:~] jason% host 65.127.124.62
62.124.127.65.in-addr.arpa domain name pointer baserape.com.

(that's the site hosting that page.)

 

[BigMike]

[beast:~] jason% host 65.127.124.62
62.124.127.65.in-addr.arpa domain name pointer baserape.com.

(that's the site hosting that page.)

how do you find that stuff?

 

[Spitfired]

You know, normally I'd notice somthing like that. I even copied the link to paste it in another window.
I feel like a big dumb stupid doo-doo head.

 

[chicodude]

Last Updated: Monday, 1 April, 2005, 17:00 GMT 18:00 UK

i wonder why this seems fake

 

[firetoole]

the worst part is if they bite you then you get it.......oh wait thats the warewolfs in south africa.

 

[Barbaton]

[beast:~] jason% host 65.127.124.62
62.124.127.65.in-addr.arpa domain name pointer baserape.com.

(that's the site hosting that page.)

Registrant:
Bartke, Matthew
511 Preston Dr.
Bolingbrook, IL 60440
US

Domain Name: BASERAPE.COM

Administrative Contact, Technical Contact:
Bartke, Matthew matt@baserape.com
511 Preston Dr.
Bolingbrook, IL 60440
US
630-669-6233

Record expires on 08-May-2006.
Record created on 08-May-2003.
Database last updated on 3-May-2005 08:52:33 EDT.

Domain servers in listed order:

HELIUM.INTEGRALCORP.COM 65.127.124.14
CALVIN.INTEGRALCORP.COM 65.127.124.12

 

[urbaindk]

That's it. I'm cancelling my Holiday in Cambodia.











Where the people dress in black. Pol pot Pol pot.


DK

 

[Superdeft]

I want to be a zombie! Anyone to start an army?

 

[corey_rideDC]

That's it. I'm cancelling my Holiday in Cambodia.

don't forget to pack a wife...