[N8 v2.0]

In March, police in Ann Arbor, Mich., were called to the Pi Kappa Alpha fraternity at the University of Michigan after a female trespasser entered during the dinner hour and ignored repeated attempts to get her to leave (even though she merely sat down, removed her clothes and masturbated). Fraternity members said later they would throw out the two sofas she touched. [Michigan Daily, 3-26-07]

 

[BurlyShirley]

Maybe she was ugly or something.

 

[caputo1989]

I bet she lost a bet.

 

[valve bouncer]

Maybe she was ugly or something.

Or 93 years old.

 

[sanjuro]

This thread is worthless without tits...

 

[MikeD]

Maybe she was ugly or something.

Burly, I hate to point out when N8 is right, but this was a fraternity. Even if 'standards' somehow entered into the picture, so should have 'alcohol' to eliminate them.

Not endorsing it, just pointing out proper fraternal behavior.

 

[ohio]

Burly, I hate to point out when N8 is right, but this was a fraternity. Even if 'standards' somehow entered into the picture, so should have 'alcohol' to eliminate them.

And I hate to point out that you're wrong, though N8 is still right. There are standards, and they are the opposite of the outside world. The older/uglier/fatter the chick, the better, especially if you can convince her to engage in anything that would fit well in an Aristocrats joke.