[MMike]

facking morons...somewhere off in the distance, apparently cletus done got hisself some fireworks from the injun reservation. an' he just can't he'p hisself from lightin' 'em off early.... it's been going on for a while now. If it wakes the baby, I'm going to be pissed...

 

[chicodude]

facking morons...somewhere off in the distance, apparently cletus done got hisself some fireworks from the injun reservation. an' he just can't he'p hisself from lightin' 'em off early.... it's been going on for a while now. If it wakes the baby, I'm going to be pissed...

drunken rednecks are attracted to fireworks for some reason


(lighting bottle rocket) screeeeeeeeam ...............boom


(rednecks in unison) "oohhhh, shiny!"

 

[-B-]

It usually starts when school is out it was a bit late this year due to snow days thank goodness. We can hope that the nit wits blow them all this week end.

 

[Serial Midget]

facking morons...somewhere off in the distance, apparently cletus done got hisself some fireworks from the injun reservation. an' he just can't he'p hisself from lightin' 'em off early.... it's been going on for a while now. If it wakes the baby, I'm going to be pissed...

Where is Skooks when you need him to do some ass kicking? :nuts:

 

[MMike]

...or maybe they're celebrating canada day.....

 

[Big E]

dude firworks are good. my 4th will consist of heavy drinking and blowing **** up. oh and big fire pit jump!

 

[COmtbiker12]

dude firworks are good. my 4th will consist of heavy drinking and blowing **** up. oh and big fire pit jump!

Same here, only my drinking will be Saturday night followed by heavy firework useage on sunday.

 

[blue]

You all suck. We pretty much get the 4th twice in Utah. Again on the 24th in celebration of the pioneers yadda yadda...more firework carnage

 

[pnj]

last year and many years before that, on fourth o' july, it was like a war zone in my 'hood. people lighting off HUGE things ALL night long. the cop shop was 10 blocks away and they wouldn't show up if you called them.........

 

[JRB]

Fireworks are stupid. People that pop fireworks are stupid.

 

[llkoolkeg]

Come on, you starchshirts! It's 4th of July weekend! It is now officially permissable to get insanely F'ed up, stagger around your yard in Old Glory boxers, shoot "illegal" fireworks at your neighbor's houses and discharge celebratory gunfire into the air!

(Good thing I'm not in Iraq or someone'd drop a JDAM on my pale ass.)

 

[MMike]

A guy at work made a point that if everyone in the neighbourhood, pooled the hundreds of dollars they spend at the indian reservations on fireworks, you could probably put together a pretty good "real" fireworks display....

But then I guess, you don't get the satisfaction of singeing off your own eyebrows, or blowing off your fingers....

 

[golgiaparatus]

facking morons...somewhere off in the distance, apparently cletus done got hisself some fireworks from the injun reservation. an' he just can't he'p hisself from lightin' 'em off early.... it's been going on for a while now. If it wakes the baby, I'm going to be pissed...

Put a loud fan for white noise in the babies room
Trick passed down from momma, BTW to this day, if you put me by a fan... I will want to go to sleep

 

[golgiaparatus]

Come on, you starchshirts! It's 4th of July weekend! It is now officially permissable to get insanely F'ed up, stagger around your yard in Old Glory boxers, shoot "illegal" fireworks at your neighbor's houses and discharge celebratory gunfire into the air!

(Good thing I'm not in Iraq or someone'd drop a JDAM on my pale ass.)

I'm sure cooter is way ahead of you.

 

[reflux]

facking morons...somewhere off in the distance, apparently cletus done got hisself some fireworks from the injun reservation. an' he just can't he'p hisself from lightin' 'em off early....

I'm glad all the children were here to witness that genuine frontier gibberish... (well okay, it's not really frontier gibberish per say, but if the quote fits, use it)

 

[SilentJ]

facking morons...somewhere off in the distance, apparently cletus done got hisself some fireworks from the injun reservation. an' he just can't he'p hisself from lightin' 'em off early.... it's been going on for a while now. If it wakes the baby, I'm going to be pissed...

Dude, Cleatus was clearly Canadian! Canadia Day was yesterday. Give him a break, us Canajuns dont get to play with fireworks all that often as theyre pretty damn hard to find.

 

[w00dy]

What's the last thing a Redneck says before he dies?

"Hey Y'all, watch this!!

 

[Nitromike]

Close .. it's

Hold my beer .. watch this!

 

[Clark Kent]

AHHHHH... Growin up in San Jose in the 60's...Every 4th of July you could hear the pat-pat-pat of folks popin off rounds into the ground, kind of a comfort food kinda feeling.... :heart: :heart: