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Things Heard at the Last Crit

N8 v2.0

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
11,003
149
The Cleft of Venus
TOP 14 Things Heard at the Last Crit:

#14. "If we're not going to Starbucks after the ride, then why did we wear our riding clothes?"

#13. "Hey Willie, when those mountain bike guys bunny-hop, does the rabbit usually live?"

#12. "Let me go down my checklist & make sure I have everything I need: 1)water bottle. OK, I'm ready."

#11. "Say, Fred, what exactly is a 'wheelie'? I never really understood it."

#10. "HEY, let's all go over to Ted's & see his new handlebar tape!!!"

#9. "Larry's out for weeks ... he stumped his toe on a curb."

#8. "Look everybody, there's an interesting water tower up there about
a mile ... let's go see it!"

#7. "OK everyone, there's a pothole ... outa the saddle!"

#6. "Now how do I signal a right turn???"

#5. "Was that a Chevy or a Ford?"

#4. "John, wake up! wake up! We gotta stop!!!"

#3. "Have you guys ever noticed how artistic pavement can be?"

#2. "972 empty beer bottles! That's a new record for me! Man, what a GREAT RIDE."

and #1. "IMBA - who needs 'em. Could you imagine how boring riding a bike in the woods would be ... no one can even see you."
 
jaydee

jaydee

Monkey
Jul 5, 2001
794
0
Victoria BC
Top things heard on the trail:

1- Is that a hill, man? How do we get to the top? Where's the truck?

2- Can't ride today, dude. I like tore my penis ring out and it's like all infected and stuff.

3- Can you help me pick my bike up, dude? It like fell over.

4- Man, my nose ring is like stuck to this branch. Like ouch.

5- I secretly want to wear lycra, but it makes me look like Richard Simmons.

6- I can't do that 2 foot drop, man. I like only have 8 inches of travel.

7- When asked what time it is: yo, let me bust this flow now, huh damn this ganga got me like wow, so while i toke, ill lay down a definition, skip a choke, ill pack the heat, make the this site sizzle, so listen up learn from a this dizzle, **** u think all i know is using them words- bizzle rizzle mizzle, ****, my **** wont fizzle, damn right i keep the game tight, i got these lines from time to time, give it wut i got, blow ur mind, all i need is a sac with a dime, pull out a j, and just smoke away, u know how i rep, cuz i chill in the city by the bay all day everyday, sf repping, aint got no haters steppin, down here in cali we roll big with the thc, westcoast forever its the motha****ing way to be, so yo i best be out the do' holla back less you be whack cuz u know i can spit at ur game, just dont be tame, im not playin, bring on the rain avoid the light drizzle, holla, fo' shizzle my nizzle.
 
indieboy

indieboy

Want fries with that?
Jan 4, 2002
1,806
1
atlanta
chicodude01 said:
yep. Really lame in fact :rolleyes:

Why do people hate on other types of riding? Haterade



Does N8 even ride a bike?
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yeah nate rides and is a cool dude, just thought that it was a bit lame. even though some roadies say stuff similar to that. but whatever......
 
Morryjg

Morryjg

Mr. Ho Jangles
May 9, 2003
905
0
Littleton
You forgot the quote from the local gearhead (take note this could be at the trailhead or waiting for the crit to begin)

"Check it out, I spent $2k on new cranks, derailleurs, pedals, bars, shifters & brakes and shaved another 2 grams off my bike!!"

Never mind they added a pound to their ass while making all those upgrades . . . ;)
 
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