I wrote most of the clash songs. Except rock the casbah, but I did make them put the cell phone sounds in it.
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mmm, Clash!
Incompetent pigs can’t even handle their natural habitat. Defund the police indeed.
A few years ago I got backed into and took had to take my car into a body shop. There were several cars under cover with "biohazard" warnings and I don't think it was because a tape was stuck on play in the stereo
Sometimes the police have to find places to store these vehicles during investigations.
We got a van in that the guy ran from the cops and rolled down a hill with no seat belt on. It looked like a Jackson pollak painting inside.
So many with the windshield smash outward the shape of a head with hair and scalp dangling. We got one that had a hole, supposedly head went through the hole then was ripped off when the inertia reversed. These severely diminished after about the mid 90’s.
My dad found a finger once. I asked him if I could have it. He said he got rid of it.
This was by the Mexican border so there were lots of drugs found in large quantities. I fortunately was never that lucky.
Twas an interesting place to grow up. I went every day I didn’t have school and wasn’t a weekend. Started working at maybe 8. Just pulling all the jacks out of cars or something. We rented out wrecking yards and truck drop yards. So I spent a lot of time digging ditchs and building chain link fences. Driving tractors and water trucks. Picking up trash, lots of trash. I stepped on a nail that went though most of my foot one day, dad took me to amigo medical and got me a tetanus shot and we had lunch, then dropped me back off with the crew to finish up the day.
I’m way off subject, but I thought kidwoo would enjoy my non redneck suffering.
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redneck dad woooda kept the finger and hung it where the rearview mirror is supposed to be, no hesitatioin
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That’s one possibility.
no
hesitation
I'm trying to figure out how to imply a concept of universality, eliminating the potential of "possibility" of the finger hang..... but I spent 6 hours snowmobiling today and now I'm drunk on whiskey to kill the spine pain
just know that I tried!
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A keychain for the lawnmower
Use it for poking things and checking holes
For pointing at things
For putting in your butt
Plugging holes in dykes
Replacement for a previously lost finger due to a lawnmower accident
Charge people a nickel to see it
I mean the possibilities are endless really
now you're gettin there....
This particular story gets even better.
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That's a pretty good photo.
Can you imagine doing that and not getting shot?
Living in the US that's like a different universe.....
That would make a great album cover.
It is until you realize it's in germany
Then that becomes a show you definitely should not buy tickets for.
so much techno and leather........
frauline has sie toy called sie mud wizard....it turns sie sharpest turd cutter dull....
Since this is the kidwoo thread, what's the story behind the handle "kidwoo"? 
I've explained it before but worth a rehash I guess. When I bought my first dh bike in 2001, you'll remember that whole scene back then was ruled/infested with racers™, especially in CA. Fancy clothes, stupid inside lines that were actually slower and every conversation I ever had with anyone getting immediately dismissed because I wasn't a racer™ (mostly by people who sucked at riding but were good at buying expensive bike shit). Every single racer™ had their name on their toptube to stress their importance. To make fun of them I cut up a bunch of kirkwood stickers into the dumbest thing I could think of with the letters, and put it on my dh bikes for years.Since this is the kidwoo thread, what's the story behind the handle "kidwoo"?
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Muh bad.
Mud Wizard is not a show, but a life changing experience that you simply cannot miss!
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I bet he'd like one of these
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I bet he'd like one of these
For truthiness?
that thing looks like it could be an excellent tool for grooming fatbike trails...
You're not wrong.....
Other than it would probably make it about 6 inches before getting stuck in a foot of snow
You need snow to lube the sliders on the tracks usually.
I also don't see how a pitbike wouldn't be better
Not that I was going to get one at 9k anyways. I’d just buy an actual snowmobile, I’m still riprow curious.
But the snow lubes the track sliders? I’m guessing like a moto chain at the pivot?