[rideit]

You know, things like this

We spent 6 hours eating more than 300 shrimp at Red Lobster. Here's why Endless Shrimp 2018 convinced us we needed to quit.

We consumed 350 shrimp as part of the chain's Endless Shrimp deal, our third year in a row stuffing ourselves with shrimp for hours.

www.businessinsider.com

 

[eric strt6]

 

[Toshi]

That was a great article. Except for the million ads.

 

[rideit]

Yeah, surprising to see clickbait in the Business Insider, but hey, that’s another thing that’s wrong in America.

 

[Jm_]

Golden Corral:

I just don't get it, if you are going to eat like an normal human being, there wouldn't be enough space for more than maybe 2 types of their crap food, at fairly small portions since you are doing two, like half a steak and a couple shrimps, and it's not like you are bringing a big bag with you to fill up food so you can go back home and live off of it during the winter...When would you ever want access to that much food at once?

 

[Pesqueeb]

Golden Corral:

I just don't get it, if you are going to eat like an normal human being, there wouldn't be enough space for more than maybe 2 types of their crap food, at fairly small portions since you are doing two, like half a steak and a couple shrimps, and it's not like you are bringing a big bag with you to fill up food so you can go back home and live off of it during the winter...When would you ever want access to that much food at once?

 

[jonKranked]

toshi likes his cows fed with corn. fritos are mostly corn.

 

[rideit]

Google News

Comprehensive up-to-date news coverage, aggregated from sources all over the world by Google News.

news.google.com

 

[Toshi]

Here’s why these things come out, food scientists manipulating us:

How 'Hyperpalatable' Foods Could Turn You Into A Food Addict

Over a third of the global population is now overweight, and the percentages are increasing. Some neuroscientists have suggested that the rise of so-called "hyperpalatable foods" may partially explain the unprecedented rates of obesity.

io9.gizmodo.com

 

[jstuhlman]

Here’s why these things come out, food scientists manipulating us:

How 'Hyperpalatable' Foods Could Turn You Into A Food Addict

Over a third of the global population is now overweight, and the percentages are increasing. Some neuroscientists have suggested that the rise of so-called "hyperpalatable foods" may partially explain the unprecedented rates of obesity.

io9.gizmodo.com

dumb ass people are being manipulated...anyone with any common sense knows fast food is garbage and eats it sparingly if at all.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Are tacos considered "fast food"? Asking for a friend.

 

[jstuhlman]

Are tacos considered "fast food"? Asking for a friend.

shit tacos at taco bell/del taco/etc. are...hope your friend doesn't eat there!

 

[Jozz]

shit tacos at taco bell/del taco/etc. are...hope your friend doesn't eat there!

Said friend probably only eat monocle tacos

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

I want to open a chain of all-you-can-eat buffets where the food is dumped into a long trough and customers have to step on a cattle scale as they enter and another one at the cash register. The menu would be, of course, comprised of mostly corn syrup, salt and fat.

I'd call it Hog Slopers.

 

[jstuhlman]

I want to open a chain of all-you-can-eat buffets where the food is dumped into a long trough and customers have to step on a cattle scale as they enter and another one at the cash register. The menu would be, of course, comprised of mostly corn syrup, salt and fat.

I'd call it Hog Slopers.

don't we already have something like that in these here parts?

oh, and for good measure, the worst/most appropriately named chain in the country:

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

don't we already have something like that in these here parts?
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oh, and for good measure, the worst/most appropriately named chain in the country:
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Nah those places are a bit more upscale compared to my idea. I'm thinking of an establishment where shirt and shoes are merely suggestions.

 

[rideit]

The only things on the drink menu will be Fireball and Bud Light

 

[Da Peach]

#shudder

 

[rideit]

I can only imagine what the music selections will be.

 

[SkaredShtles]

shit tacos at taco bell/del taco/etc. are...hope your friend doesn't eat there!

Not since March 16, 1996.

Said friend probably only eat monocle tacos

They taste monocle, yet at $1.50, they seem downright affordable.

 

[Jm_]

I want to open a chain of all-you-can-eat buffets where the food is dumped into a long trough and customers have to step on a cattle scale as they enter and another one at the cash register. The menu would be, of course, comprised of mostly corn syrup, salt and fat.

I'd call it Hog Slopers.

That might catch on in Texas.

 

[junkyard]

My restaurant idea is called “the bucket” for fat hipsters. Everything is served in an artisanal zinc infused galvanized bucket, the meal itself will float in something like a shit ton of beans, or coleslaw or clam chowder but probably mostly gravy. And will have clever names island and boat names and all that fucking bullshit.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

That might catch on in Texas.

Oh I know it would in the South.

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

My restaurant idea is called “the bucket” for fat hipsters. Everything is served in an artisanal zinc infused galvanized bucket, the meal itself will float in something like a shit ton of beans, or coleslaw or clam chowder but probably mostly gravy. And will have clever names island and boat names and all that fucking bullshit.

Yup, can't forget the Obese Hipster demographic. Might I suggest having your logo printed on beard bibs so the fat fucks don't accidentally dip their neck beards in the artesian Opossum gravy.

 

[stevew]

guns.

 

[StiHacka]

artesian Opossum gravy

 

[jonKranked]

Nah those places are a bit more upscale compared to my idea. I'm thinking of an establishment where shirt and shoes are merely suggestions.

so basically you want to turn a trailer park into a pay by weight feed trough restaurant

 

[jonKranked]

I can only imagine what the music selections will be.

kid rock and lynard skynard.

there will be one extra fancy location where the trough will be in front of the wall dale earnhardt crashed into

 

[Brian HCM#1]

I want to open a chain of all-you-can-eat buffets where the food is dumped into a long trough and customers have to step on a cattle scale as they enter and another one at the cash register. The menu would be, of course, comprised of mostly corn syrup, salt and fat.

I'd call it Hog Slopers.

There used to be a place in the Bay Area that used to weigh kids coming in & leaving, and they would be charged accordingly. This was almost 50 years ago. Good times!

 

[Brian HCM#1]

I want to open a chain of all-you-can-eat buffets where the food is dumped into a long trough and customers have to step on a cattle scale as they enter and another one at the cash register. The menu would be, of course, comprised of mostly corn syrup, salt and fat.

I'd call it Hog Slopers.

However people would work the system. They'd wait to take a shit at the restaurant to get their weight down only to fill back up. It would be like eating for free!

 

[jonKranked]

However people would work the system. They'd wait to take a shit at the restaurant to get their weight down only to fill back up. It would be like eating for free!

solution: pay toilets

 

[Toshi]

However people would work the system. They'd wait to take a shit at the restaurant to get their weight down only to fill back up. It would be like eating for free!

I envisioned this strategy immediately.

/me will weigh himself before and after taking a shit on occasion, for science

 

[TN]

Are tacos considered "fast food"? Asking for a friend.

¡Si!

 

[TN]

dumb ass people are being manipulated...anyone with any common sense knows fast food is garbage and eats it sparingly if at all.

this

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

kid rock and lynard skynard.

there will be one extra fancy location where the trough will be in front of the wall dale earnhardt crashed into

Ya know, one thing you will probably never hear of; the Dale Jr. Scholarship. Living proof that you don’t need a fancy High School diploma.

 

[Jm_]

dumb ass people are being manipulated...anyone with any common sense knows fast food is garbage and eats it sparingly if at all.

 

[Brian HCM#1]

I envisioned this strategy immediately.

/me will weigh himself before and after taking a shit on occasion, for science

Hey.... We've all tried it. LOL!

 

[TN]

I'll play!

 

[jonKranked]

I'll play!

pepperoni dogfart

 

[AngryMetalsmith]

pepperoni dogfart

Is that an actual e cig flavor ?