Things you don't often see, but should!

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  1. Nobody

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    Mr Tiles I'm a beer snob

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    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    Some of you fail at life since you didn't get the concept...
     
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    DHS Friendly Neighborhood Pool Boy

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    stinkyboy Plastic Santa

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  9. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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  10. LordOpie

    LordOpie MOTHER HEN

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    SHould I post a vid of me doing that with my ass?
     
  11. BurlyShirley

    BurlyShirley Rex Grossman Will Rise Again

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    I would watch it if you did. And give you rep.
     
  12. AngryMetalsmith

    AngryMetalsmith Business is good, thanks for asking

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    That's nothing, lets see you pick up a quarter with your ass.
     
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    DHS Friendly Neighborhood Pool Boy

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    i would just like to add, that the movie of the girls kissing, it actually happened in my kitchen. what a fun night.
    notice bike stand behind them.
     
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    Sherpa Basking in fail.

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    I'd hit it a "quadrillion" times
     
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    I would pay him a quarter to not see his ass.
     
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    X3pilot Texans fan - LOL

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    McGRP01 beer and bikes

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    Spero ass rainbow

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  20. syadasti

    syadasti i heart mac

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    I thought that was a joke but I guess not, ASPCA recommends it:

     
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    Spero ass rainbow

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    Dang - I assumed it was a joke also. It seems too ridiculous.
     
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    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    That's it, I'm practicing CPR on my cats tonight....
     
  23. syadasti

    syadasti i heart mac

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    Pages 319-327 are not shown in the book preview from google, how are you going to figure out how to do cat CPR (320-321) :D
     
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    urbaindk The Real Dr. Science

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    Who said anything about a book? I was just going to get out the jumper cables and a car battery.
     
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    Think that works on babies too?
     
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    I thoroughly love this thread, keep them coming
     
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    Westy the teste

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    Spero ass rainbow

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    I don't think so little man.
     
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    ooooh! Geoduck!

    Them's good Eatin's!
     
  31. Nobody

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    I sees that allla time.

    most women are bi.

    big whoop-dee.
     
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    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    bonus points because i know one of them!
     
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    BMXman I wish I was Canadian

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    Heh.

    I know a really cute but pissed of Vietnamese girl who sometimes says 'suckee ****eee five Mirrion dorrars, asshole'
     
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    Warnings concerning the use of Bidets
    * Dry wipe at least once after having a bowel movement and before using the bidet. Excess fecal matter may clog the bidet drain. This can be quite disgusting for someone who uses the bidet after you.
    * Be very careful adjusting the temperature and pressure on the bidet. You want to avoid scalding sensitive skin, and high pressure can be very irritating.
    * Some people use bidets to bathe babies. This should not be done unless this is the sole use for the bidet; be sure to ask the caregiver if this is the case, as bathing bidets are quite similar to traditional ones.
    * Drinking from a bidet is not recommended. The stream can ricochet off a soiled area and become contaminated.
    * If you are in an area with questionable water supply sanitation, refrain from using bidet on broken/irritated skin. Your skin is only an adequate barrier against infection when intact.
    * Do not over tighten bidet fittings, otherwise rubber washer may get damaged.

     
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    True Dat!

    A friend of ours owns a restaurant in China town. The nasty looking part gets sliced thin and eaten raw while the rest gets cooked into some other sort of dish. Actually quite good. We eat all sorts of weird **** there though..... jellyfish and I think about anything that lived in or near an ocean. Haha They also get live king crab that is just phenomenal.