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MMike

A fowl peckerwood.
Sep 5, 2001
18,222
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just sittin' here drinkin' scotch
What is friendship? Here’s a test that will help:


Put your wife and your dog in the trunk of your car. Leave them both there for an hour.

When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?
 

moff_quigley

Why don't you have a seat over there?
Jan 27, 2005
4,408
1
Poseurville
You can take a dog to the vet and get it's nuts chopped off and it's still happy to see you when you pick it up. Dogs aren't right in the head.
 

H8R

Cranky Pants
Nov 10, 2004
13,965
4
When you open the trunk, who is happy to see you?
The worried parking lot attendant who has been hearing the thumping, barking and screaming for the last hour while you were in Hooters.