[BurlyShirley]

Where can I pick up some of that EPO?

I figure I wont get tested just for trailriding on the stuff, right?

Do you just get ahold of a roid (not loco roids, btw) dealer and he knows about it? Can you contact Balco directly?

Anyone here ever doped before?

 

[sanjuro]

I am talking to a dope right now...

Why don't you just buy some diet pills and overdose on it? That is one form of doping, taking speed or caffeine.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Im not out of shape like loco, I just want an unfair advantage.

 

[JRB]

Im not out of shape like loco, I just want an unfair advantage.

Against the trail??? WTF are you talking about???

*first you want to lighten your shock up, now you want added strength??? Suck it up, princess. Quit being such a pussy.

 

[sanjuro]

What do you think diet pills are? Magic fat-burning pills? They are stimulants, and they keep you up and going even when you would need rest.

It is not like anything bad could happen if you took them and raced:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Simpson

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Shoot up with peanut butter.

 

[hooples3]

Where can I pick up some of that EPO?

I figure I wont get tested just for trailriding on the stuff, right?

Do you just get ahold of a roid (not loco roids, btw) dealer and he knows about it? Can you contact Balco directly?

Anyone here ever doped before?

something tells me your dopey enough

 

[dan-o]

Tyler Hamilton will probably sell you some blood to fund his Tugboat Memorial project.

 

[BikeGeek]

Get a mini-fridge and start stockpiling your own blood. It's probably cheaper than buying EPO.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Get a mini-fridge and start stockpiling your own blood. It's probably cheaper than buying EPO.

So i just inject myself with more blood?
That sounds easy.

Maybe vampires are really just desperate triathletes.

 

[I Are Baboon]

Skookum can hook you up.

 

[BikeGeek]

So i just inject myself with more blood?
That sounds easy.

Maybe vampires are really just desperate triathletes.

Technically you need to separate the red blood cells from the plasma with a centrifuge. You could probably duct tape some test tubes to your spokes and go for a warm-up ride. Then you'd have injection-ready cells at race time. I suggest ducking into a major sponsors tent to shoot up. Race officials usually frown on needles at the starting line. Hell, pick the right sponsor tent and they may even have needles for you.

 

[bikenweed]

Or you could just smoke a bowl, as according to UCI that's doping as well, but only if you race DH.

 

[narlus]

Where can I pick up some of that EPO?

I figure I wont get tested just for trailriding on the stuff, right?

Do you just get ahold of a roid (not loco roids, btw) dealer and he knows about it? Can you contact Balco directly?

Anyone here ever doped before?

when i first started @ my company, i was working in the production of EPO (but just the bulk drug substance; we contracted the fill/finish out). maybe there are some frozen containers still stored away on site somewhere...

 

[johnbryanpeters]

when i first started @ my company, i was working in the production of EPO (but just the bulk drug substance; we contracted the fill/finish out). maybe there are some frozen containers still stored away on site somewhere...

Vintage, huh?

 

[bluebug32]

Where can I pick up some of that EPO?

I figure I wont get tested just for trailriding on the stuff, right?

Do you just get ahold of a roid (not loco roids, btw) dealer and he knows about it? Can you contact Balco directly?

Anyone here ever doped before?

Cool. The French officials will start attacking you like they did Lance

 

[Heidi]

I was wondering about HGH for my knee. I ain't racing no more, bring it on!

 

[narlus]

Vintage, huh?

yeah, if it's still around that stuff would be ~17 years old. i wonder if the stability data goes out that far.

 

[narlus]

I was wondering about HGH for my knee. I ain't racing no more, bring it on!

you want larger knees?

 

[johnbryanpeters]

you want larger knees?

She wants HuGH knees.

 

[BikeGeek]

She wants HuGH knees.

Nice!

 

[blue]

What do you think diet pills are? Magic fat-burning pills? They are stimulants, and they keep you up and going even when you would need rest.

Reqiuem for a Dream.

"I'm going to be on television!"

 

[spacemanspiff06]

Or you could just smoke a bowl, as according to UCI that's doping as well, but only if you race DH.

eh? last time i checked weed wasn't exactly a preformance enhancing drug. it might help you not be so badly hurt when your rag-dolling down the mtn side... cause of the root you saw but didn't react to.







...mmmm, rag-dolling...

 

[Heidi]

you want larger knees?

No, I want stuff to regrow and regenerate and stuff like that.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

No, I want stuff to regrow and regenerate and stuff like that.

Ahh... Maybe you need to try Miracle-Gro.

 

[narlus]

chia-knee?

 

[ghostrider]

when i first started @ my company, i was working in the production of EPO (but just the bulk drug substance; we contracted the fill/finish out). maybe there are some frozen containers still stored away on site somewhere...

Interesting - there's only one company that I know of that manufactures EPO, and it isn't on the east coast.

 

[ito]

http://outside.away.com/outside/bodywork/200311/200311_drug_test_1.html

You should find this helpful.

The Ito

 

[Toshi]

go live at high altitude. hypoxia = free "doping"

 

[narlus]

Interesting - there's only one company that I know of that manufactures EPO, and it isn't on the east coast.

note the 'when i started' bit....yeah, Genetics Institute lost that bitter patent battle to Amgen. i am well aware of the history.

funny to see us partner w/ Enbrel.

 

[OGRipper]

Hey just come out to the Tour of California, as primary sponsor Amgen is kicking down with the EPO schwag.