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  • Come enter the Ridemonkey Secret Santa!

    We're kicking off the 2024 Secret Santa! Exchange gifts with other monkeys - from beer and snacks, to bike gear, to custom machined holiday decorations and tools by our more talented members, there's something for everyone.

    Click here for details and to learn how to participate.

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,735
1,819
chez moi
I got my tubes burned shut by a Persian dude with a soldering iron...it smelled like burning hair...
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,758
8,758
I got my tubes burned shut by a Persian dude with a soldering iron...it smelled like burning hair...
also do not want to know exactly which Mike-tubes we are referring to as well

i thought men only had one such tube but what do i know
 

MikeD

Leader and Demogogue of the Ridemonkey Satinists
Oct 26, 2001
11,735
1,819
chez moi
Jesus christ. I'm really glad I went to the Persian Penis Mill now instead of a "real" doctor...
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,758
8,758
not those kind of hotdogs

I'm glad to say I've never wandered into those particular corners of the internet to see such things. Tubgirl and goatse dude were plenty
 

CrabJoe StretchPants

Reincarnated Crab Walking Head Spinning Bruce Dick
Nov 30, 2003
14,163
2,485
Groton, MA
1) UPS said the tap and die set I ordered was delivered to the "side door", but it's nowhere to be found.
2) Park snap ring plier set was delivered, only to find a bag that was ripped open and 3 out of 5 pairs of pliers missing.

What the fuck people!:banghead: