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CurbJumper

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Aug 31, 2010
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54 bags of heroin. She had them in her Vag.





http://jalopnik.com/#!5784098/this-woman-crashed-a-car-with-54-bags-of-heroin-in-her-vagina

This is Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania. Police found — upon searching her after finding a connection with a minor burglary — 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags and assorted sundry pills in her vagina.

Karin Mackaliunas of Scranton, Pennsylvania could be a character on The Office — if they had a character who stuffs 54 bags of heroin, cash, empty bags, and pills in her vagina and then crashes a car. Bloated much?

Mackaliunas was about to be released after a car crash earlier this month when police connected her with a minor burglary at a local hotel.

After a search police found three bags of heroin on her, but that's not all she had on her (in her?). While being driven to the police station an officer noticed Mackaliunas was fidgeting. After a more thorough search a struggle ensued and the suspect asked to speak to an officer and admitted she had more. Inside her vagina.

This woman crashed a car with 54 bags of heroin in her vagina / VaginaThe total take was 54 bags of heroin, 31 empty bags, eight-and-a-half prescription pills, and $51.22 in cash. There are so many questions here. What's with the half-a-pill? Why not just carry the empty bags in your jacket and put the rest of the heroin in your lady business? Doesn't have a purse or a wallet?

She's been charged with intent to deliver a controlled substance, possession of drug paraphernalia, and two counts of possession of a controlled substance.
 

CurbJumper

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Aug 31, 2010
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My gal commented on the first pic saying, "Is her vag so full that it's coming out of her mouth?"

All I can think of is the sound of her sneezing and 22 cents hitting the floor.
 

Westy

the teste
Nov 22, 2002
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OK so you think you need to hide some illegal drugs and stash it up your gash, but why the cash? No pockets? Makes me wonder if she just uses it as a storage box.
 

stevew

resident influencer
Sep 21, 2001
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nothing up this sleeve....nothing up this sleeve.....but what does the sleeve of wizard contain......jackpot.
 

pnj

Turbo Monkey till the fat lady sings
Aug 14, 2002
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.22 cents!!!??? wtf?

was all of this stuff just crammed up in there or was it in some type of container?
 

eaterofdog

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Sep 8, 2006
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Prolly some drunk was lying on the floor and he saw a coin slot so he's like "I'm gonna get a Snickers!" but she walked away before he could get 75 cents in there.
 
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