[ridetoofast]

http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,242805,00.html

Florida Woman Puts Baby in Heated Oven

Wednesday, January 10, 2007

ORLANDO, Fla. — An Orlando woman was charged with turning on an oven and putting her baby in it.

Sharlyn Singh faces aggravated child abuse charges.

Authorities said a man helping the woman's boyfriend move out of their apartment after the couple broke up heard the baby crying and found it in the oven. Singh had left the apartment by that time.

The oven wasn't hot enough to burn the child.

Officers said the child's hands and clothes had oven grease on them.

Singh is in the Orange County jail.

 

[Westy]

Was it basted in anything or bacon wrapped?

I would have at least thrown some carrots and potato's in the roasting pan.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

Duh....she wanted the baby to stay warm. What better place to stay warm than the oven?

 

[ridetoofast]

both very humorous responses in such a very twisted way...i guess i expect nothing less from the PAWND s

 

[LordOpie]

In her defense, she is medically retarded. Her IQ is 65 and the entire time she was pregnant, people said, "Oh how nice, you have a bun in the oven!"

 

[H8R]

Was it basted in anything or bacon wrapped?

I would have at least thrown some carrots and potato's in the roasting pan.

Pan? If you want a crisp baby you put them right on the rack. (like a pizza) It's a good idea to put a baking sheet or something on the next rack down to catch the juices.

Cook at 350 until done (approx 15 minutes after the last wiggle).

 

[I Are Baboon]

Maybe some of the wine snobs here can recommend a red.

 

[BurlyShirley]

What's the big deal? The baby wasnt burned, and it's last name was Singh, not Leibowitz, so it wasnt even a cruel joke.

 

[Silver]

Maybe she just forgot to deep fry the baby first?

Calamari keeps for about half and hour in a warm oven. That way you don't overload the fryer...

 

[H8R]

Maybe some of the wine snobs here can recommend a red.

Wine?

Everyone knows babies go best with milk.

 

[LordOpie]

Maybe some of the wine snobs here can recommend a red.

2004 chardonnay... we're talking about unmarinated baby just tossed in the oven... not slow roasted baby back ribs. Hell, just go with PBR.

 

[ridetoofast]

y'all on are fire today and certainly racking up points for a first class trip to hell! :huh:

seriously though people should be required to get a license to have kids (perhaps the most un-libertarian thing i'll ever say)

 

[ohio]

The oven wasn't hot enough to burn the child.

That really is the key to good baby. You want to carmelize, not burn.

 

[Silver]

Wine?

Everyone knows babies go best with milk.

It's important to point out that milk is not an option if you're trying to stay kosher.

 

[ohio]

it's last name was Singh

Singh? Or Singe...? Badum-tssss!

 

[ridetoofast]

if you are trying to stay kosher aren't ovens to be avoided altogether? if'n yer gonna do it right wouldn't a spit be the way to go? or maybe one of those Ronco rotisery (sp?) things...

 

[Secret Squirrel]

y'all on are fire today and certainly racking up points for a first class trip to hell! :huh:

seriously though people should be required to get a license to have kids (perhaps the most un-libertarian thing i'll ever say)

One word: Gattaca.

Another word: Eugenics.

It would certainly be controversial for the first couple generations, but then everyone that opposes it would be dead. Then we could all get on with our lives and not be bothered by f*cking Britney Spears and how many kids she can pop out of her trailer trash cooch fathered by some retard that can't dance, can't sing, and can't hold an orange the correct way.

 

[H8R]

It's important to point out that milk is not an option if you're trying to stay kosher.

What if I choke the baby and stuff it with sausages first? (at least one in each end).

 

[Secret Squirrel]

if you are trying to stay kosher aren't ovens to be avoided altogether? if'n yer gonna do it right wouldn't a spit be the way to go? or maybe one of those Ronco rotisery (sp?) things...

Those commercials make me want to put Ron in the oven....

 

[H8R]

if you are trying to stay kosher aren't ovens to be avoided altogether? if'n yer gonna do it right wouldn't a spit be the way to go? or maybe one of those Ronco rotisery (sp?) things...

Bambino panini?

 

[Westy]

Pan? If you want a crisp baby you put them right on the rack. (like a pizza) It's a good idea to put a baking sheet or something on the next rack down to catch the juices.

Cook at 350 until done (approx 15 minutes after the last wiggle).

I prefer the pan with a foil cover, prevents the meat from drying out on the leaner cuts and muffles the crying.

 

[Silver]

What if I choke the baby and stuff it with sausages first? (at least one in each end).

I'm not 100% sure. As far as I understand it, you have to cut the throat in a specific way.

What I'd probably do is bone the baby out, and make a turducken out of it. Depending on the size, you may have to use a cornish game hen instead of a chicken though...

 

[LordOpie]

What I'd probably do is bone the baby...

heard that about you.

 

[H8R]

Ok, fvck the oven then. Fresh live baby sashimi straight off the bone.

 

[Westy]

I'm not 100% sure. As far as I understand it, you have to cut the throat in a specific way.

What I'd probably do is bone the baby out, and make a turducken out of it. Depending on the size, you may have to use a cornish game hen instead of a chicken though...

Fetus is the only way to go for stuffed. Especially if you are in a hurry as they don't require de-boning. Kind of like a softshell crab.

 

[LordOpie]

how about a fetus stuffed baby?

 

[H8R]

how about a fetus stuffed baby?

Hell yes.

Newborn stuffed with third tri stuffed with second tri stuffed with first tri with a stem cell/pineapple glaze.

 

[$tinkle]

Hell yes.

Newborn stuffed with third tri stuffed with second tri stuffed with first tri with a stem cell/pineapple glaze.

...inside a cadaver.

you know, just for closure

 

[LordOpie]

Hell yes.

Newborn stuffed with third tri stuffed with second tri stuffed with first tri with a stem cell/pineapple glaze.

Puree it, serve in the mom's hollowed out skull.

Serves 4.

 

[BurlyShirley]

Hey, what's the best way to get a baby out of a blender???

































Tortilla Chips. Heh

 

[H8R]

Hey, what's the best way to get a baby out of a blender???
Tortilla Chips. Heh

I usually blend baby with urine and semen for rituals. Have at it though.

 

[Secret Squirrel]

I usually blend baby with urine and semen for rituals. Have at it though.

Gives new meaning to "baby batter"....