So he shouldn't of stolen a banner, but come the frick onNelson adventure racer Nathan Fa'avae has been stopped in his tracks by a mountain of red tape leading up to the prestigious Primal Quest race in the United States.
Fa'avae has been denied entry to the US for the September race because he committed a minor offence in California nine years ago.
The 31-year-old was fined $50 after taking a race banner as a "souvenir" at a world cup mountainbike event at Mammoth Mountain in 1995.
Although Fa'avae has subsequently visited the US nine times, he was detained by immigration officials at Los Angeles airport during his latest visit, in April.
He was unaware that regulations introduced in December prevent anyone arrested in the US from returning there without a waiver.
When Fa'avae arrived in Los Angeles en route to Canada, he was informed that his criminal record constituted a "threat to national security". After being detained for 12 hours, he was escorted on to a flight back to New Zealand.
"When I got to passport control at US Immigration, the officer asked me why I didn't have a waiver for my arrest," Fa'avae said.
"For about a full 30 seconds, I had absolutely no idea what he was talking about. I thought he has pushed the wrong button on his computer. He then asked me what happened in Mammoth Mountain in 1995.
"I honestly thought I would quickly explain that little episode and I'd be on my way. I couldn't have been further from the truth."
Fa'avae was also upset by the poor treatment he received during his detention. Immigration officials refused to give him any food for 12 hours and spoke to him in "very derogatory terms".
Fa'avae has been told that his only chance of entering the US in future is to apply for an arrest waiver.
However, that request was rejected late last week despite a letter of support from the US ambassador to New Zealand, Charles Swindells.
Fa'avae is e-mailing friends in the adventure racing fraternity, asking them to lobby the US consulate in Auckland. He has also sent the e-mail to Prime Minister Helen Clark and Nelson MPs Nick Smith and Mike Ward.
"I have had two visa applications denied and am now launching a campaign to prove to US Immigration that I am no threat to the safety of the United States," he said. "What will help my case is people supporting my claims that I am an honest and decent person."