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This is bound to end well, I'm sure.

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
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Navy to allow women to serve on submarines

Wow, three chicks per sub. Those are not promising odds for extended deployments.

The Navy plans to start by assigning three female officers each in eight different crews of guided-missile attack submarines and ballistic missile submarines. That involves two submarines on the East Coast and two on the West Coast. Officials said that since more living space is available aboard those subs, it won't require modification to the vessels, allowing the Navy to move faster to include women.
 

$tinkle

Expert on blowing
Feb 12, 2003
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"guided-missile attack" - heh

a few Q's/comments:
- is the 3 chicks/sub b/c there's only 1 bunk?
- they can't very well sneak up on anyone, what with all that yammering
- is there now going to be a mile-under ribbon?
- shouldn't the first 3 be ghey to keep pregnancies down?
- won't russian-trained sharks be able to follow them by smell a few days/mo?
- will there now be a pr0n filmed aboard: "hunt for red october"?
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,521
15,734
Portland, OR
"guided-missile attack" - heh

a few Q's/comments:
- is the 3 chicks/sub b/c there's only 1 bunk?
Do officers hot rack, too? I worked on subs, but never stayed on one or ever went underway.

I guess with chicks on board, the term "hot rack" takes on a whole new meaning.