[dh girlie]

i don't know who jeff is, but search back in the old posts for Jorvik and you'll find that his first tattoo is in a, uh, sensitive location

Jeff=El Jefe...he is legendary in these parts for having what we refer to as 'The Monster'. Can't remember how the 'rumor' got started, could be self-proclaimed, but I know he likes to streak at mountain bike races...I think Heidi's seen him streak...maybe she can confirm or quash the rumor

 

[yonton228]

post pics dammit.................... I DONT BELIVE THAT YOU GOT THAT TATOO!!!!!!!!!!! LIES ALL LIES

 

[ALEXIS_DH]

wow...anyway you can get a picture of this? Was the tattoo artist a guy or a girl? Could you imagine the tattoo guy...uhh...you need more of a boner...and then how could he keep it up with a dude handling it???

bwhahahahahaha! i re-affirm, this is the best thread ever...

that reminds of a joke about a guy who wanted a tattoo of her girls name "wendy" in his wiener....
so he gets is, but it only says "wendy" whenever he has a boner, otherwise he only shows an "WY"....

so he goes to jamaica one week, and as soon as he gets off the plane he goes to take a leak in the airport... and he stands right next to a black jamaican dude in the bathroom...... he cannot avoid to stare.. and he sees "WY"...

so he ask the guy... "awesome dude, i also have the same tatoo, is your girls name wendy????
the jamaican answers.. "no my friend, mine says "welcome to Jamaica, have a nice day"......

 

[luv2rideu]

Enigma is a cool guy, he lives here in Austin TX, so heres a pic for this thread...enjoy

The Elephant is mine.......all mine....mooohaaahaha

 

[dh girlie]

Enigma is a cool guy, he lives here in Austin TX, so heres a pic for this thread...enjoy

The Elephant is mine.......all mine....mooohaaahaha

yeah! that's him! I forgot about the devil horns. They showed him in the airport picking up his wife and the reaction of the people in the airport seeing him was hysterical...course I'd trip too...

 

[Westy]

Don't give Jorvik any ideas. Next time he gets drunk he'll probably wake up all green.

 

[golgiaparatus]

Holy crap man, thats horrible.
I have a buddy that has a botched tattoo.. covers half his back too

 

[gschuette]

You know 50cent?

 

[Jorvik]

Once I find my roommate's camera I'll post pictures of the snake on my arm/shoulder/chest.

If you want to see the smiley face, give me your email address. I've got no shame.

 

[Jorvik]

Alright, Here they are:

 

[McGRP01]

Alright, Here they are:

Where?

 

[Jorvik]

I'm a grunt, give me a break. Computers are scary flashing boxes to me.


EDIT:

Here are some good ones on me:

 

[McGRP01]

Alright, Here they are:

DOH!!!!

 

[Brian HCM#1]

Alright, Here they are:

I'm no tatoo expert, but that looks like really bad. I'd go to a tatoo parlor rather quickly.

 

[pixelninja]

Alright, Here they are:

Dude, that has to be the worst line work I've ever seen! And I've seen some bad line work - I spent several years hanging with a buddy who did tattoos out of his house/trailer with a jailhouse gun. He was pretty good, but some of the tats I saw on some of the Missouri backwoods country folk that would come by....scary.

 

[COmtbiker12]

Get that thing fixed now!!! Was he drunk giving it to you or something?

 

[Yossarian]

deeeeamn, that is horrible.

 

[=[Stinky]=]

The Dragon one looks siiiiiick... Sorry about the snake. Hopefully a good shop can fix it for yah.

 

[dh girlie]

Once I find my roommate's camera I'll post pictures of the snake on my arm/shoulder/chest.

If you want to see the smiley face, give me your email address. I've got no shame.

PM'd! `

 

[Rockland]

Ahahaaha Haha Aha!

 

[dh girlie]

At least it's not filled in...someone who knows what they are doing will be able to cover that...I've seen lots of ink covered and transformed into something acceptable.

 

[pixelninja]

At least it's not filled in...someone who knows what they are doing will be able to cover that...I've seen lots of ink covered and transformed into something acceptable.

Yeah, a skilled artist could fix that up.

 

[dh girlie]

Yeah, a skilled artist could fix that up.

So where is his smiley face?

 

[Cursor]

wow, that's pretty messed up.
but if it makes you feel any better, i did see one really ghetto tattoo when i was on a trip to the philippines.....some guy had 'FEEL OF DEAHT' <----yes, spelled exactly that way in big 6" letters inked on his back! Mispelled DEATH! :nuts:
sorry no pics.

when i had my tat done, i had some weird allergic reaction that sent me to the doctor. i was on antibiotics and steroids for a couple weeks and lost like 20 lbs in a few days (and i only weighed a buck and a quarter )

 

[PonySoldier]

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107436&highlight


This should clear up the smiley face location.

 

[Toshi]

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107436&highlight


This should clear up the smiley face location.

here's a better link http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107436&page=4&pp=20#post1407452



do read from the first page if you want to catch the story that i posted, not about tats, sorry

 

[DRB]

I think you should just cut off your arm.

 

[MudGrrl]

dmn Jorvik


wow



thanks for the pics.

where are you in DC?

 

[dh girlie]

http://www.ridemonkey.com/forums/showthread.php?t=107436&highlight


This should clear up the smiley face location.

Awesome...hahahaha!

 

[McGRP01]

Here are some pics of my latest work. Just the outline and shading are done, going to get to coloring next month. Sorry about the crappy web-cam quality...

 

[Jorvik]

where are you in DC?

I'm stationed at Marine Barracks 8th & I St SE.

 

[Clark Kent]

I think the worst part of it is that I'm supposed to make up with my ex-girlfriend next weekend. I explained to her how much I matured...

Definately scratch that off the to do list! She hasnt changed a bit. If she realy wanted to make up, she would be there right now.

 

[dh girlie]

I'm stationed at Marine Barracks 8th & I St SE.

Well...where is it?

 

[SK6]

Thought I'd ask for an update.....

 

[Westy]

If Jorvik continued his poor tattoo choices my guess is he now looks like a dude who passed out at a party next to a box of Sharpies.

 

[SkaredShtles]

I wonder if the guy doing the tatoo was drunk too.

 

[J_B]

Alright, Here they are:

Devil Dog, Devil Dog. You got screwed on the whole deal. I say immediately take that guy out to the tree line and handle business.

Now you have an excuse to go get a bigger tat to cover that thing up.

 

[BigMike]

Thought I'd ask for an update.....

Damn Ralph, been cruising page 2374687981230476 of the lounge?

 

[I Are Baboon]

Thought I'd ask for an update.....

Isn't Jorvik in the Middle East right now?

 

[JRB]

Good bump.