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this is the funniest thing i've ever seen in the Onion

narlus

narlus

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and i've seen a lot...

apologies to anyone who may be afflicted w/ the disease, or knows someone...

Amazon 1-Click Bankrupts Area Parkinson's Sufferer

 
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I don't get it, and even being the only thing I have ever seen on the Onion, I think I must disagree.
 
Toshi

Toshi

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Oct 23, 2001
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loco said:
I don't get it
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parkinson's has the classical triad of resting tremor (your hand shakes), stiff posture, and slow movement.
 
LordOpie

LordOpie

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Oct 17, 2002
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narlus said:
"special olympics T-ball stand pitches perfect game"

ok, that may win.
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Q: What's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?

A: Not being retarded.
 
stevew

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Toshi said:
parkinson's has the classical triad of resting tremor (your hand shakes), stiff posture, and slow movement.
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Loco, visualize Janet Reno......







well, maybe not.
 
narlus

narlus

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SkaredShtles said:
That's saying something, 'cause The Onion has been coming up with some *really* funny chit for a long time. :thumb:
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totally agree...i dunno something about that last night just absolutely slayed me.
 
BurlyShirley

BurlyShirley

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How about
"Five or Six dudes Jumped out of Nowhere and just started Whaling on this one guy"
 
Westy

Westy

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Sleazattle
I keep the old Onion book at my desk for the occasional inspiration. Here is a good random headline.

"New viscosity mayonnaise to aid in American swallowing"
 
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