[narlus]

and i've seen a lot...

apologies to anyone who may be afflicted w/ the disease, or knows someone...

Amazon 1-Click Bankrupts Area Parkinson's Sufferer

 

[jimmydean]

"Woman with amazing rack said to have nice eyes"

 

[JRB]

I don't get it, and even being the only thing I have ever seen on the Onion, I think I must disagree.

 

[jimmydean]

Inspirational Poster Kitten Falls To Death After 17 Years

 

[Toshi]

I don't get it

parkinson's has the classical triad of resting tremor (your hand shakes), stiff posture, and slow movement.

 

[narlus]

"special olympics T-ball stand pitches perfect game"

ok, that may win.

 

[LordOpie]

"special olympics T-ball stand pitches perfect game"

ok, that may win.

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?

A: Not being retarded.

 

[BurlyShirley]

QLT MKR driving in two lanes of traffic

 

[stevew]

parkinson's has the classical triad of resting tremor (your hand shakes), stiff posture, and slow movement.

Loco, visualize Janet Reno......







well, maybe not.

 

[ito]

"special olympics T-ball stand pitches perfect game"

ok, that may win.

I think I just shat myself.

That was funny

The Ito

 

[SkaredShtles]

That's saying something, 'cause The Onion has been coming up with some *really* funny chit for a long time.

 

[Smelly]

Q: What's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?

A: Not being retarded.

Q:What's better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics?

A: ICE CREAM!!!!!

 

[narlus]

That's saying something, 'cause The Onion has been coming up with some *really* funny chit for a long time.

totally agree...i dunno something about that last night just absolutely slayed me.

 

[RenegadeRick]

my favorites are:

"Microsoft Patents Ones, Zeroes"

"Kid Rock Starves To Death - MP3 Piracy Blamed"

and

"God Angrily Clarifies 'Don't Kill' Rule"

 

[BurlyShirley]

How about
"Five or Six dudes Jumped out of Nowhere and just started Whaling on this one guy"

 

[stinkyboy]

Hilarious!

 

[SkaredShtles]

"New Distressed Jeans Feature Broken-In Cameltoe"

 

[Lex]

I hate myself a little more every time I laugh at it, but this is my favorite Onion article:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29257

 

[stinkyboy]

"New Distressed Jeans Feature Broken-In Cameltoe"

As soon as I get my daily allotment, I will definitely approve of this!

 

[Radarr]

As soon as I get my daily allotment, I will definitely approve of this!

Daily allotment of camel toe?

 

[stinkyboy]

Yes.


5

 

[Westy]

I keep the old Onion book at my desk for the occasional inspiration. Here is a good random headline.

"New viscosity mayonnaise to aid in American swallowing"

 

[pixelninja]

It's funny 'cause its true...

Phish Collapses Onstage - Popular Band Overwhelmed By Stench Of Audience

 

[reflux]

I hate myself a little more every time I laugh at it, but this is my favorite Onion article:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29257

One of my personal favorites. You have good taste my friend.

 

[Jeremy R]

I hate myself a little more every time I laugh at it, but this is my favorite Onion article:

http://www.theonion.com/content/node/29257

Why do I laugh harder at stuff that makes me feel guilty?

velcro strapped helmet
I like to clap and sing along with music.

 

[SkaredShtles]

Why do I laugh harder at stuff that makes me feel guilty?

velcro strapped helmet
I like to clap and sing along with music.

And the best:

 

[RenegadeRick]

this one is pretty funny too: http://www.theonion.com/content/node/47727