Nope. You complete missed this one.
I don't want a "longer shock". I wanted a different shock. But due to Trek using a proprietary size and mounts, I had no options except to go from a 7.875" to 8" i2i. Get it? But the extra 3mm wouldn't work. Get it?
I'm not asking for change in The Industry™ FFS. I'm asking for STABILIZATION. I want shit that works and is durable, isn't proprietary and isn't out of date in 2 months after buying it.
I never wanted short chainstays (the 26" Remedy had 17.1" stays). The one I had with short CS caused the front end to lift on climbs.
I never asked for low Bb's cause rocks. Personally I think they're getting too low solely for that reason.
Never asked for lower TT. I hate these hydroformed, bent tubes anymore. They resemble girls bikes.
Don't give 1 shit about water bottle mounts. I think this is the stupidest requirement on a modern bike. What's next? Brake bosses again?
Tampon storage will be available on a women's specific saddle. And for roadies of course.
My Camelback carries my shit, not my frame.
26 for life. But since it's discontinued I was forced to 27.5. You'll never see me in a 29'er. Ask Jay De Jesus. (this is an ongoing joke since 2007).
Get it?