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This is why I pull out. No one ever got pregnant from a facial!

Discussion in 'The Lounge' started by DirtMcGirk, May 2, 2013.

  1. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    Came across this on the interwebz today....

    The creepiest things kids have ever said to parents...

    Seriously, this, among a lot of other very valid, and I am sure soon to be shared, reasons is why I have never procreated. Christ, I am creepy enough as it is. I can just imagine what my spawn would say.

    Tshirthell.com got it right I tell you what...
     
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  2. JohnE

    JohnE filthy rascist

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    ...deleted in 3...2...
     
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  3. stoney

    stoney Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde

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    The actual thread has way scarier isht that that. My favorite was something along these lines:
     
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  4. jaxonecolman

    jaxonecolman Chimp

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    Kids these days are amazing. LOL
     
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  5. DirtMcGirk

    DirtMcGirk <b>WAY</b> Dumber than N8 (to the power of ten alm

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    No, they're not.
    They need to be stopped.
    I'm sure if I had a kid I'd love it, or at least as much as I am capable of loving something. I love my dogs, deeply, but if my JRT came up and told me he was going to peel my face off, I'd take him serious, then I'd take his ass out.

    I brought him into this world, and I would take him right out of it too. Gotta draw a line.
     
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  6. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    so is this the thread that invoked the thor hammer of banishment?
     
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  7. Nick

    Nick My name is Nick

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    banishment? :hmm:

    No.
     
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  8. H8R

    H8R Cranky Pants

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    Seriously?
     
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  9. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    rep power = 0...something's going on...but i'm not around his darkened corners to track it

    did he get off'd by a hooker in some sort of cosplay?
     
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  10. Wumpus

    Wumpus makes avatars better

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  11. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Dude......:disgust1:
     
  12. $tinkle

    $tinkle Expert on blowing

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    disgusted? really? we're connected on FB & LinkedIn, neither of which i frequent.
    how am i supposed to know? i ask. that's how.

    all caught up now...fading back to my corner
     
  13. jonKranked

    jonKranked Press Button, Receive Stupid

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    here's to hoping dirt has a bastard somewhere

    :headbang::rockout::jester::drag:
     
  14. Pesqueeb

    Pesqueeb bicycle in airplane hangar

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    Not really "disgusted". We just don't have an "incredulous" smiley.
     
  15. jimmydean

    jimmydean The Official Meat of Ridemonkey

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    Wow, a new low for $tinkle :panic:

    Pour one out for DMG...