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BigMike

BrokenbikeMike
Jul 29, 2003
8,931
0
Montgomery county MD
The Love Calculator


My Grandparents who were married for over 50 years got 87%

My Parents who were married for 18 years and then divorced got 67%

A girl I dated, and i'm still not shure why and I got a 47%

My Ex-Girlfriend I was with for 2.5 years and then had a really bad breakup got a 67%


I dunno how it works, but its kinda scary..... I've played with it a lot in the past, and it has only spoken the truth!
 

jaydee

Monkey
Jul 5, 2001
794
0
Victoria BC
Interesting. My wife and I get 14% if I put in my shortened first name, the one I go by. But we get 96% if I put my full name. What a difference 3 letters makes.
 

Lefty

Turbo Monkey
Jun 14, 2003
1,126
0
Megan calls me a babe.
I only got good results with the girls i love.. and who are my friends. 73%

But this is :help: :love: Love Calculator results
These are the results of the calculations by Dr. Love:
jeroen
april lawyer

91 %

I think i should mary her. :love:


The love between Biggins and Megan Black won;t work, it only scored 24% . :nopity:
 

TheInedibleHulk

Turbo Monkey
May 26, 2004
1,886
0
Colorado
BigMike said:
The Love Calculator


My Grandparents who were married for over 50 years got 87%

My Parents who were married for 18 years and then divorced got 67%

A girl I dated, and i'm still not shure why and I got a 47%

My Ex-Girlfriend I was with for 2.5 years and then had a really bad breakup got a 67%


I dunno how it works, but its kinda scary..... I've played with it a lot in the past, and it has only spoken the truth!
Big Mike and Star Jones got a 69, I think its worth a shot.
 

-dustin

boring
Jun 10, 2002
7,155
1
austin
me and Avril Lavigne = 56%
me and April Lavigne = 95%
me and Evan Rachel Wood = 0% (i didn't think 0% was possible. i think i broke the website.)
me and Adriana Lima = 38%
me and Nicole Kidman = 81%....woohoo!
me and your mom = 91%......heh. booyah.
me and your sister = 27%.....damn.
 

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
11,003
149
The Cleft of Venus
WHOA!!!!

Miz Nate and I got a 99% score... but then again, we already knew that.

:love: :love: :love:

:heart::heart::heart::heart:
 

Clark Kent

Monkey
Oct 1, 2001
324
0
Mpls
Hmmmm... Got 96 percent...And I CANT STAND THE WOMAN ANYMORE.

Love the line...

The Love Calculator is an affective way to get an impression...Affective allright!
 

JMAC

Turbo Monkey
Feb 18, 2002
1,531
0
the Inbred said:
myself and myself - 98%
How sad I started off with what you did but I only got 39% :nuts:

Wow and anything else I just get well below 50% WTF :eviltongu
 

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
BigMike said:
No, Its not. It used to be at another webisite, until they got the lovecalculator.com domain :blah:
They got the lovecalculater.com domain.. Um. Must have been '98 at the latest, I remember when that damn thing was spreading around my school.
 

gschuette

Monkey
Sep 22, 2004
621
0
Truck
YES! Me and my dream girl got a 96%. I am gonna go ask her out and show her the page I printed out. How can she turn me down when I have concrete proof that this will work. Awesome. Thank you Big Mike!
 

BigMike

BrokenbikeMike
Jul 29, 2003
8,931
0
Montgomery county MD
gschuette said:
YES! Me and my dream girl got a 96%. I am gonna go ask her out and show her the page I printed out. How can she turn me down when I have concrete proof that this will work. Awesome. Thank you Big Mike!

No Problem, Hope things work out for you :cool: