One of the days I was working I had the priviledge of caring for one of Los Angeles' finest citizens. Imagine the meanest, most bitter person you know....multiply that by 10, and in the body of an 80 year old woman. This lovely example of humanity is MF'ing me up and down the block, and at 7am I had very little patience....and that's when things go south FAST. I tell her that its waaaayyyy to early to be this angry....she looks me dead in the eyes....crosses her arms over her chest......bears down....and SH!TS herself... ON PURPOSE...as a big F U to your's truely.
To top things off my partner, being the kind and caring person that he is, turns on the HEAT in the driver's area to contain and blow the stomach churning funk back at me in the back of the ambulance and then proceeds to drive from Culver City to UCLA medical hospital ON Sepulveda Blvd. (one of the most F'ed up crowded streets in LA.) in Rush Hour. at about 25mph...giggling all the way there. Throwing a buddy under a bus has just been elevated to a whole new level.
And if that didn't blow your mind, get this...I just found out the other day that it is POSSIBLE.....POSSIBLE I tell ya!.....to SH!T.....out your mouth. HOOOLLLLLYYYYY CRAP!
Been an interesting week.
To top things off my partner, being the kind and caring person that he is, turns on the HEAT in the driver's area to contain and blow the stomach churning funk back at me in the back of the ambulance and then proceeds to drive from Culver City to UCLA medical hospital ON Sepulveda Blvd. (one of the most F'ed up crowded streets in LA.) in Rush Hour. at about 25mph...giggling all the way there. Throwing a buddy under a bus has just been elevated to a whole new level.
And if that didn't blow your mind, get this...I just found out the other day that it is POSSIBLE.....POSSIBLE I tell ya!.....to SH!T.....out your mouth. HOOOLLLLLYYYYY CRAP!
Been an interesting week.
