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Those Damn Girl Scouts!!

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manziman

Stubby
Jul 3, 2004
1,612
0
The armpit of San Diego
Greyhound said:
Oh God......I'm in Samoan heavan right now!!!


Four boxes. I'm gonna get soooo fat, and love every minute of it!!!
that's it? just 4? I eat a box a day usually. I got 6 boxes of samoas and 3 of the thin mints...yet I maintain the same body weight...funky.
 

LordOpie

MOTHER HEN
Oct 17, 2002
21,022
3
Denver
Sitting on a park bench --
Eyeing girl scouts with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose --
Greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun --
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck --
Spitting out pieces of his girl scout cookies.