Threw a rib or pulled a muscle or something yesterday...
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Its a twisted/dislocated rib. Those are RAD! I got them all the time from rugby.
I think "injured while sneezing" means an automatic taking of your metal card.
You are now going to have to drum for Winger.
You are now going to have to drum for Winger.
I took a dump so huge this morning it cracked my spine and made my eye twitch
Just be glad it wasn't cypress roots. It could be your ass hurting.
looks like the "ron jeremy memorial gardens"Just be glad it wasn't cypress roots. It could be your ass hurting.
You know Rule 34 applies here.
Pretty much.
Snyphilis, most likely.
I can effectively sneeze, poop and vomit without injuring myself. However I once sneezed and hiccuped simultaneously and I am pretty sure it caused internal bleeding.
So I'm not sure WTF I did, but this sh1t still hurts. Sneezing and coughing really fvck me up.
To top it off my wife laughed at me when I said, "That's pretty pathetic huh, sneezing a rib out."
"Yes. Yes it is." was her snickering reply.
That made me laugh, which hurt like a motherfvcker.
To top it off my wife laughed at me when I said, "That's pretty pathetic huh, sneezing a rib out."
"Yes. Yes it is." was her snickering reply.
That made me laugh, which hurt like a motherfvcker.
Damnit.... that gif just effed up my whole night..... Too much awesome.
I had a little mole that started growing like a wart. One night while I was sleeping it fell off and started bleeding. Man it hurt bad. In the morning I got soap in the hole in the shower, holy christ it took me to my knees. Just startling amounts of pain. I am glad it healed up.
