[greenchris]

Ive been lookin for a job lately and discovered one bar that i go often is hiring for bartending/doorman and is paying real well. The only problem is it seems everytime im there i get wasted.like i threw a piece of pizza on some dude's head a half a block down the street in downtown chicago wasted. so now a group of people know me at the bar. should i still apply to the job???or will i just be embarresed and laughed at for being a moron???

 

[amateur]

Ive been lookin for a job lately and discovered one bar that i go often is hiring for bartending/doorman and is paying real well. The only problem is it seems everytime im there i get wasted.like i threw a piece of pizza on some dude's head a half a block down the street in downtown chicago wasted. so now a group of people know me at the bar. should i still apply to the job???or will i just be embarresed and laughed at for being a moron???

There's only one way to find out. Apply for it, but just know that if you get the job, your days of excessive drinking there are over.

 

[urbaindk]

Sounds familiar. Did this same slice of pizza slap somebody in the face and scatter pool balls?

 

[greenchris]

have you ever worked at a bar???they have only begun hell sundays and mondays are made for gettin wasted at work for cheap

 

[binary visions]

There's only one way to find out. Apply for it, but just know that if you get the job, your days of excessive drinking there are over.

And if you don't get the job, you can continue your drunken nights there, except now you will have the added benefit of your anger at the rejection. Please take pictures.

 

[greenchris]

Sounds familiar. Did this same slice of pizza slap somebody in the face and scatter pool balls?

no it was similar to a 30 yard touchdown toss to Ditka

 

[SkaredShtles]

You might want to consider ending this "getting wasted" nonsense.

 

[greenchris]

the whiskey made me do it

 

[stinkyboy]

You might want to consider ending this "getting wasted" nonsense.

Also, get some tights, have kids and raise your seatpost to an absurd height...

 

[SkaredShtles]

Also, get some tights, have kids and raise your seatpost to an absurd height...

Your obsession disturbs me.........

And not in a good way.

 

[stinkyboy]

Your obsession disturbs me.........

And not in a good way.

Dude, your post is insanely high. I saw a guy running one that high once, but he was like 6' 7"...