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Back to the killing floor.
You wanted a kid...Le sigh, week gour starting of no more than an hour of sleep a night
Dude - those people that put those goddam things in during the 70's and 80's should all be neutered.Mornin!
Got all rowdy with some juniper bushes in front of my house last night. Tore those fuckers out. Cause seriously, who has two juniper bushes on one corner of the house with nothing else along the front?
Wish I could blame him, something else is keeping me from normal sleep. Just as I have been falling asleep, my body says "just kidding" and I wake upYou wanted a kid...
Yah. I stand by my statement.Wish I could blame him, something else is keeping me from normal sleep. Just as I have been falling asleep, my body says "just kidding" and I wake up
The only upside is the root ball was pretty small. Only took 30 minutes or so per bush to get those things out of the ground.Dude - those people that put those goddam things in during the 70's and 80's should all be neutered.
It'll be like that for about 5 years...first day back in the office. eff this noize. would rather be with my mini poo factory.
They stop pooping at age 5?!It'll be like that for about 5 years...
My wife showed my 4 year old nephew to the bathroom the other day. Realizes he's taking forever and goes in to find he smeared poo all over the shower glass while sitting on the throne, most likely because of boredom.first day back in the office. eff this noize. would rather be with my mini poo factory.
or he's the next poo-cassoMy wife showed my 4 year old nephew to the bathroom the other day. Realizes he's taking forever and goes in to find he smeared poo all over the shower glass while sitting on the throne, most likely because of boredom.
no maternity leave?first day back in the office. eff this noize. would rather be with my mini poo factory.
i get 2 weeks paid, could take more unpaid. i was approved for two weeks but my asshole boss cut it short. i foresee a discussion with HR in my future.no maternity leave?
a friend who is a welder at duke power gets more maternity leave than his wife who is a nurse....
FMLA...i get 2 weeks paid, could take more unpaid. i was approved for two weeks but my asshole boss cut it short. i foresee a discussion with HR in my future.
PIIHBi get 2 weeks paid, could take more unpaid. i was approved for two weeks but my asshole boss cut it short. i foresee a discussion with HR in my future.
Not always applicable. I'm not covered for FMLA at my employer until I've been with them a year.FMLA...
pardon the blissfully kidless.....Paternity leave, dumbass.
Welcome to the game. Its like Monopoly, it never ends.Wish I could blame him, something else is keeping me from normal sleep. Just as I have been falling asleep, my body says "just kidding" and I wake up