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    We're kicking off the 2024 Secret Santa! Exchange gifts with other monkeys - from beer and snacks, to bike gear, to custom machined holiday decorations and tools by our more talented members, there's something for everyone.

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CBJ

year old fart
Mar 19, 2002
13,173
5,055
Copenhagen, Denmark
Dropped my ride yesterday and helped my son with math instead of. He did really good but needs to apply the same focus in class. I will try to get a ride in today even though my lower back has been super stiff this week. Not sure if its just me getting old, wrong bike fit, too much gardening or all of the above.
 

jimmydean

The Official Meat of Ridemonkey
Sep 10, 2001
43,113
15,188
Portland, OR
Morning Monkeys.

Why you not Friday yet? Should be a nice weekend, I think a bike ride is in order. While my bike still might be over 40#, the newish fork has given her some new life. I am just out of shape, wow.
 

Toshi

butthole powerwashing evangelist
Oct 23, 2001
39,770
8,764
Computer is installing update 2 of 13 now. What's unusual about this is that it's not a Microsoft update but to our own client software.

Great work, IT people, pushing this during the workday where there are the most people around.
 

ICEBALL585

Bacontard
Sep 8, 2009
6,820
2,081
.:585:.
Might not rain today so may take a bike out for a spin around the neighborhood since the trails are probably too damn muddy.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
Ready to pass out tired/hungry/thirsty. I've had all of 3k calories in the last 5 days and not allowed anything until after surgery at 12:45.

We have discovered that whenever I take the oxy that I actually feel worse and my bowels feel really bad. Apparently there is a small population of people who have a negative response to opioids where after the first pain killing effect, they detonate your bowels and cause you more pain. That really explains why the pain in my mid-abdomen kept getting worse each time the hospital gave me a stronger pain killer.

This whole shit show just keeps getting better and better... I cannot wait for 12:45 now.
 

SkaredShtles

Michael Bolton
Sep 21, 2003
67,860
14,182
In a van.... down by the river
Ready to pass out tired/hungry/thirsty. I've had all of 3k calories in the last 5 days and not allowed anything until after surgery at 12:45.

We have discovered that whenever I take the oxy that I actually feel worse and my bowels feel really bad. Apparently there is a small population of people who have a negative response to opioids where after the first pain killing effect, they detonate your bowels and cause you more pain. That really explains why the pain in my mid-abdomen kept getting worse each time the hospital gave me a stronger pain killer.

This whole shit show just keeps getting better and better... I cannot wait for 12:45 now.
Good luck, sir! Did they have to bring in a specialist nurse that is versed in wookie-shaving? Seems like that would be a tough task...
 

jonKranked

Detective Dookie
Nov 10, 2005
88,836
27,045
media blackout
Ready to pass out tired/hungry/thirsty. I've had all of 3k calories in the last 5 days and not allowed anything until after surgery at 12:45.

We have discovered that whenever I take the oxy that I actually feel worse and my bowels feel really bad. Apparently there is a small population of people who have a negative response to opioids where after the first pain killing effect, they detonate your bowels and cause you more pain. That really explains why the pain in my mid-abdomen kept getting worse each time the hospital gave me a stronger pain killer.

This whole shit show just keeps getting better and better... I cannot wait for 12:45 now.
On the upside you'll finally lose some weight.
 

Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
24,920
16,509
where the trails are
That's me. Opioids (some) and opiates make me incredible ill in minutes of ingesting. Fuck those drugs, I'd almost rather be in pain.
edit: also, surgery? What did I miss yesterday? Are they routing our your pee hole so you can pass that stone?
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
edit: also, surgery? What did I miss yesterday? Are they routing our your pee hole so you can pass that stone?
It's wedged and hasn't moved in 2 days. My kidney is beginning to swell, so they are proactively getting the stone out. Going in through the existing hole :eek: with a laser tool to break it up and take all of the pieces out.
 

StiHacka

Compensating for something
Jan 4, 2013
21,560
12,508
In hell. Welcome!
It's wedged and hasn't moved in 2 days. My kidney is beginning to swell, so they are proactively getting the stone out. Going in through the existing hole :eek: with a laser tool to break it up and take all of the pieces out.
Laser up your dick? :fie:

Morning. I am sick as a dog. It is raining but I guess I won't be touching the bikes for at least a few days therefore meh. Lawn mowing season is about to begin though. :dead:
 

dan-o

Turbo Monkey
Jun 30, 2004
6,499
2,805
That's me. Opioids (some) and opiates make me incredible ill in minutes of ingesting. Fuck those drugs, I'd almost rather be in pain.
This, why anyone would put that shit in their body is beyond me.
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,301
1,353
Jimtown, CO
Back to the real world.
Mexico was just what i needed and my bowels are still functioning properly!
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,301
1,353
Jimtown, CO
It's wedged and hasn't moved in 2 days. My kidney is beginning to swell, so they are proactively getting the stone out. Going in through the existing hole :eek: with a laser tool to break it up and take all of the pieces out.
ive seen an animation of this on Facebook. pretty crazy stuff man!
I recently had my bladder scoped. the worst part was the clamp on my dick to hold the numbing gel in.
good luck.
 

stoney

Part of the unwashed, middle-American horde
Jul 26, 2006
22,002
7,886
Colorado
ive seen an animation of this on Facebook. pretty crazy stuff man!
I recently had my bladder scoped. the worst part was the clamp on my dick to hold the numbing gel in.
good luck.
I will be fully out.
 

TN

Hey baby, want a hot dog?
Jul 9, 2002
14,301
1,353
Jimtown, CO
Yeah... I avoid those people. On purpose. FTS. :nope:
when i broke my leg I had an endless supply of oxy from my ortho (thanks kasier!) switched to 1:1 edibles a week into those nasty fuckers. slept so much better & could actually poop.
 

Pesqueeb

bicycle in airplane hangar
Feb 2, 2007
41,833
19,162
Riding the baggage carousel.
Good luck, sir! Did they have to bring in a specialist nurse that is versed in wookie-shaving? Seems like that would be a tough task...
Probably just a veterinarian.

Because it feels so, so, sooooooooooo nice.

I, for one, am glad that shit is only available via prescription.
:stupid:

I for one, fully understand how someone could become an addict. I loved my experience with opioids, and they scare the shit out of me.