Because it's friday, this thread will never die.I will... just as soon as this thread dies...
Thursday... what a day for a breakup, eh?
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we can probably get another 3 or 4 days of fun out of this. once the photoshopping starts, a week minimum.
Let me guess......She's a born again, if that's the case run for your life and count your blessings.
the one on the far right is is all woman.. i know from experience. lets just say that when this very same break happened at this very same time last year (yeah i know what your thinking... wtf) Jess was there to "push" me through it
See, I would photoshop, but I don't feel like getting off the sofa to get the mouse out of my laptop case. Photoshopping with the trac pad just isn't my idea of fun.
I disagree.
You're suggesting that David not burn that bridge. I agree to the extent that burning is a bad idea.
NUKE THAT FVCKING BRIDGE.
No, that would mean he was ONLY allowed to PIIHB. No sin there.
If she pushed you through it, you must have had a mouthful of feathers, yes?the one on the far right is is all woman.. i know from experience. lets just say that when this very same break happened at this very same time last year (yeah i know what your thinking... wtf) Jess was there to "push" me through it
First, never sleep with another woman shortly after yours dumps you if you want to get back together... she won't forgive you and that's probably what happened.the one on the far right is is all woman.. i know from experience. lets just say that when this very same break happened at this very same time last year (yeah i know what your thinking... wtf) Jess was there to "push" me through it
Second, go find Jess and tappy tap tap.
You know, I'm actually trying to be serious here for at least 20 minutes. If the guy digs on her, time a part might make her parents realize he wasn't all that bad. On the other hand we're just hearing one side of the story, he can be a complete ass and deserves the break up. As my grandma used to say..........There are 3 sides to every story, his, hers and the truth.
haha.. trust me, AnnMarie never found out about Jess...
oh, and im hanging out with Jess tonight actually. But as far as tappy tappy... doubtful. Shes involved, or whatever..
Roofies son, roofies...
oh come on bro.. im not a assbag like a lot of other guys on this forum... not pointing ANY fingers... but seriously, everything you hear IS the truth...
now where are some damn photoshops?!?!
I figured someone would have something by now...
I figured someone would have something by now...
haha this reminds me of a shirt owned by one DHS.... "Mary was only a virgin if you don't count anal"
the truth ... the way YOU see it.
(I'm with Brian on this one ... but don't let that stop any of you!)
(I'm with Brian on this one ... but don't let that stop any of you!)
I can't believe I see Brian being helpful. It really is Friday.
look out the window, pigs *may* be flying.
They always know.
see, if you played your cards right she would have known as it happened... and been videotaping it.
As we all like to see things through rose colored glasses.
...but I thought I'd chime in at the end...
1] No personal relationship is ever a 'failure' - and trust me - I nearly choked the first time I said this. Some folks on this board know my backstory, so I can say, I do speak from experience.
It is not a 'failure' [not truly] because there are no single, definable goal. To be together forever? C'mon, honestly. To have two kids, and only two kids, and raise both kids evenly and perfectly so that the elder, a boy, becomes a State Senator at the age of 37 and the younger, a girl, becomes an internationally renowned neurosurgeon at the age of 39.25? Okay, i can see that one failing.
It's a learning experience, which is essentially an evolutionary growth sequence. heh. More choking on my part there...
What did you learn? see below:
2] No one escapes their origins, ever.
Her parents [and by extension, family] have, at their core, based on your description and anecdotes, a tenuous grasp on reality. Instead, they substitute prejudices left, right and center - whole narratives of prejudgement.
They decided who and what you are, despite evidence to the contrary, and have never waivered from it.
Chances are, that's how they view the entire world. That's the mechanism they use to interact with people, situations, eventualities.
It allows them NOT to think, evaluated and reason.
No matter what your GF wanted to do with you, nor what she will want to do with the whole of her life, she will operate, to some extent, the same way.
Primarily, she cannot evaluate or rationalize her relationship with her family. It's simply beyond her.
It's like children of alcoholics - it's not entirely a genetic pre-disposition to alcohol that affects them - it's a duplication of behavior that allows them to follow the same path as their parents, unconsciously.
Same thing with spousal abuse. Kids pick it up from Mom and Dad.
But, more subtly, almost all kids pick up 'Methods and Habits' of behavior that don't immediately show up.
Like, if mom is a zealotous supporter of the local church, say, Seventh Day Adventists, the girl may grow up to be an Atheist.
But a zealous one.
Families exert far more influence than we think. Sometimes overtly [like their disapproval of you] sometimes inversely [the old saw about how much parents dislike a girls boyfriend is the force in which she finds herself more attracted to him] and sometimes conversely [they don't care and it doesn't bother her - which leads to disassociative behavior between the two of you because no one ever showed her how to love someone]...
the list goes on...
3] the coming pain-fest. Oh yeah. that one will suck.
Little land-mines in the countryside you've lived in all your life will spring up and blow your nuts off when you least expect it.
Enjoy!
1] No personal relationship is ever a 'failure' - and trust me - I nearly choked the first time I said this. Some folks on this board know my backstory, so I can say, I do speak from experience.
It is not a 'failure' [not truly] because there are no single, definable goal. To be together forever? C'mon, honestly. To have two kids, and only two kids, and raise both kids evenly and perfectly so that the elder, a boy, becomes a State Senator at the age of 37 and the younger, a girl, becomes an internationally renowned neurosurgeon at the age of 39.25? Okay, i can see that one failing.
It's a learning experience, which is essentially an evolutionary growth sequence. heh. More choking on my part there...
What did you learn? see below:
2] No one escapes their origins, ever.
Her parents [and by extension, family] have, at their core, based on your description and anecdotes, a tenuous grasp on reality. Instead, they substitute prejudices left, right and center - whole narratives of prejudgement.
They decided who and what you are, despite evidence to the contrary, and have never waivered from it.
Chances are, that's how they view the entire world. That's the mechanism they use to interact with people, situations, eventualities.
It allows them NOT to think, evaluated and reason.
No matter what your GF wanted to do with you, nor what she will want to do with the whole of her life, she will operate, to some extent, the same way.
Primarily, she cannot evaluate or rationalize her relationship with her family. It's simply beyond her.
It's like children of alcoholics - it's not entirely a genetic pre-disposition to alcohol that affects them - it's a duplication of behavior that allows them to follow the same path as their parents, unconsciously.
Same thing with spousal abuse. Kids pick it up from Mom and Dad.
But, more subtly, almost all kids pick up 'Methods and Habits' of behavior that don't immediately show up.
Like, if mom is a zealotous supporter of the local church, say, Seventh Day Adventists, the girl may grow up to be an Atheist.
But a zealous one.
Families exert far more influence than we think. Sometimes overtly [like their disapproval of you] sometimes inversely [the old saw about how much parents dislike a girls boyfriend is the force in which she finds herself more attracted to him] and sometimes conversely [they don't care and it doesn't bother her - which leads to disassociative behavior between the two of you because no one ever showed her how to love someone]...
the list goes on...
3] the coming pain-fest. Oh yeah. that one will suck.
Little land-mines in the countryside you've lived in all your life will spring up and blow your nuts off when you least expect it.
Enjoy!
Where is the love people!!!!!!!
And Dr. Phil makes an appearance.......but I thought I'd chime in at the end...
1] No personal relationship is ever a 'failure' - and trust me - I nearly choked the first time I said this. Some folks on this board know my backstory, so I can say, I do speak from experience.
It is not a 'failure' [not truly] because there are no single, definable goal. To be together forever? C'mon, honestly. To have two kids, and only two kids, and raise both kids evenly and perfectly so that the elder, a boy, becomes a State Senator at the age of 37 and the younger, a girl, becomes an internationally renowned neurosurgeon at the age of 39.25? Okay, i can see that one failing.
It's a learning experience, which is essentially an evolutionary growth sequence. heh. More choking on my part there...
What did you learn? see below:
2] No one escapes their origins, ever.
Her parents [and by extension, family] have, at their core, based on your description and anecdotes, a tenuous grasp on reality. Instead, they substitute prejudices left, right and center - whole narratives of prejudgement.
They decided who and what you are, despite evidence to the contrary, and have never waivered from it.
Chances are, that's how they view the entire world. That's the mechanism they use to interact with people, situations, eventualities.
It allows them NOT to think, evaluated and reason.
No matter what your GF wanted to do with you, nor what she will want to do with the whole of her life, she will operate, to some extent, the same way.
Primarily, she cannot evaluate or rationalize her relationship with her family. It's simply beyond her.
It's like children of alcoholics - it's not entirely a genetic pre-disposition to alcohol that affects them - it's a duplication of behavior that allows them to follow the same path as their parents, unconsciously.
Same thing with spousal abuse. Kids pick it up from Mom and Dad.
But, more subtly, almost all kids pick up 'Methods and Habits' of behavior that don't immediately show up.
Like, if mom is a zealotous supporter of the local church, say, Seventh Day Adventists, the girl may grow up to be an Atheist.
But a zealous one.
Families exert far more influence than we think. Sometimes overtly [like their disapproval of you] sometimes inversely [the old saw about how much parents dislike a girls boyfriend is the force in which she finds herself more attracted to him] and sometimes conversely [they don't care and it doesn't bother her - which leads to disassociative behavior between the two of you because no one ever showed her how to love someone]...
the list goes on...
3] the coming pain-fest. Oh yeah. that one will suck.
Little land-mines in the countryside you've lived in all your life will spring up and blow your nuts off when you least expect it.
Enjoy!
Amen.
Especially that part about no relationship is a failure cuz you learn and grow. Eventually, you apply that knowledge to finding the right mate.
new title: Filthy Phil
You are not suckering me into saying I love you so you can call me gay.Where is the love people!!!!!!!
wow.. so intuitive.. I am much appreciative!...but I thought I'd chime in at the end...
1] No personal relationship is ever a 'failure' - and trust me - I nearly choked the first time I said this. Some folks on this board know my backstory, so I can say, I do speak from experience.
It is not a 'failure' [not truly] because there are no single, definable goal. To be together forever? C'mon, honestly. To have two kids, and only two kids, and raise both kids evenly and perfectly so that the elder, a boy, becomes a State Senator at the age of 37 and the younger, a girl, becomes an internationally renowned neurosurgeon at the age of 39.25? Okay, i can see that one failing.
It's a learning experience, which is essentially an evolutionary growth sequence. heh. More choking on my part there...
What did you learn? see below:
2] No one escapes their origins, ever.
Her parents [and by extension, family] have, at their core, based on your description and anecdotes, a tenuous grasp on reality. Instead, they substitute prejudices left, right and center - whole narratives of prejudgement.
They decided who and what you are, despite evidence to the contrary, and have never waivered from it.
Chances are, that's how they view the entire world. That's the mechanism they use to interact with people, situations, eventualities.
It allows them NOT to think, evaluated and reason.
No matter what your GF wanted to do with you, nor what she will want to do with the whole of her life, she will operate, to some extent, the same way.
Primarily, she cannot evaluate or rationalize her relationship with her family. It's simply beyond her.
It's like children of alcoholics - it's not entirely a genetic pre-disposition to alcohol that affects them - it's a duplication of behavior that allows them to follow the same path as their parents, unconsciously.
Same thing with spousal abuse. Kids pick it up from Mom and Dad.
But, more subtly, almost all kids pick up 'Methods and Habits' of behavior that don't immediately show up.
Like, if mom is a zealotous supporter of the local church, say, Seventh Day Adventists, the girl may grow up to be an Atheist.
But a zealous one.
Families exert far more influence than we think. Sometimes overtly [like their disapproval of you] sometimes inversely [the old saw about how much parents dislike a girls boyfriend is the force in which she finds herself more attracted to him] and sometimes conversely [they don't care and it doesn't bother her - which leads to disassociative behavior between the two of you because no one ever showed her how to love someone]...
the list goes on...
3] the coming pain-fest. Oh yeah. that one will suck.
Little land-mines in the countryside you've lived in all your life will spring up and blow your nuts off when you least expect it.
Enjoy!
But you thought it, gay boy.You are not suckering me into saying I love you so you can call me gay.
Meeting's adjourned for a little bit.
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I can't believe there are 150 posts about a chick dumping some dude after 2 years.
Seriously, it's 2 years! High school was 4 years (5 for some of the jackasses on this site, but 4 is average) and you survived that.
Get over it, 2 years is nothing. Do you know how many useless relationships you will have in your life? The more the better. Women are like beer. There are a ton of great ones out there and even more that suck. You need to drink them all before you can swear off the others.
Seriously, it's 2 years! High school was 4 years (5 for some of the jackasses on this site, but 4 is average) and you survived that.
Get over it, 2 years is nothing. Do you know how many useless relationships you will have in your life? The more the better. Women are like beer. There are a ton of great ones out there and even more that suck. You need to drink them all before you can swear off the others.
haha i could have gotten a PHD in the time it took some people at my HS to graduate. That being said, I graduated with a chick who already had 3 kids of her own. Not surprisingly, each had a different father.
Dude my last gf lasted 1 year, you should have seen how she wigged out when I broke up with her.
haha i heard about that. and i also remember you never coming out to ride/party because of her.
Dude, we're talking Jimmy Dean sausage.I'm not sure he should take advice about women from a guy who's avatar is sausage.
its still a cylinder of meat.