[canadmos]

Just got home and it looks like it barely even rained, even the recycling bins were still neatly stacked at the end of the driveway (garbage day). Meanwhile near work the streets have turned to rivers.

And across the lake there was one tornado.

 

[Toshi]

why did their god decide to smite them

must be a den of sins

 

[Pesqueeb]

why did their god decide to smite them

must be a den of sins

Socialist healthcare, I presume.

 

[rideit]

Why am I thinking of the three little piggies and the big, bad wolf?

 

[Westy]

Actually, he seems quite keen on #3 already. He's damaged, but not yet broken. When he recovers, he's going to be just fine.

Hopefully a little wiser from the experience.

 

[jonKranked]

Holy monkey fucks... So Wifey got a promotion to VP a few weeks ago. They were still negotiating salary and benefits for the last few days. They offered her a huge raise >> 23% + bonus to get her to a min total 37% raise. She pushed back and they said yes to all her counters - guaranteed raises at CoL-Denver, min bonus adjusts every year as % of salary vs. flat amt, and 4-weeks paid vacation (vs pro is key factor, as that's a guaranteed payout if she separates). Took a few days, but agreed. In work world, she basically whipped out her dick and they flinched.

I am now officially here for savings and insurance - 100%. On pace for 58 retirement with girls college mostly paid for already. [Dancing banana]

All I got out of this is that stoneys wife whipped her dick out

 

[StiHacka]

Hopefully a little wiser from the experience.

I wasn't.

 

[canadmos]

 

[StiHacka]

Ugh, FML

 

[SkaredShtles]

Ugh, FML
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That looks fucking terrible.

 

[StiHacka]

That looks fucking terrible.

And that's on the back of two weeks of the same.

 

[Westy]

And that's on the back of two weeks of the same.

Can we get superman to rotate the planet fast enough to exchange weather for a week?

 

[jonKranked]

Can we get superman to rotate the planet fast enough to exchange weather for a week?

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You can try but everything is too wet to burn here.

 

[Sandwich]

Just had my direct report at work put in her three weeks' notice. 12 hours before I put in my two weeks. LOL OOPS

 

[6thElement]

Just had my direct report at work put in her three weeks' notice. 12 hours before I put in my two weeks. LOL OOPS

Just say no to the counter offer!

 

[Sandwich]

Just say no to the counter offer!

Easy one!