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Pau11y

Pau11y

Turbo Monkey
Oct 20, 2004
1,968
0
In a web in the corner of your room
Advanced
You scored 93% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 87% Advanced, and 72% Expert!
You have an extremly good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels's questions correct. This is an exceptional score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don't use them properly. You got an extremely respectable score.

Now I feel like a tool; I want the last 10 mins of my life back!
 
T0mo

T0mo

Monkey
Feb 12, 2003
434
0
nedtown, colorado
English Genius
You scored 93% Beginner, 80% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 83% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!
 
binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
I think the rating system is a little screwy. It seems to just rank you based on the percentage you scored of the most advanced category - that is, it seems as if you could score a 50% on beginner, but if you got a 90% on expert, you'd still be an English genius.

There's no way I'm filling out those 40 questions again to test my theory though :p
 
Nick

Nick

My name is Nick
Sep 21, 2001
24,907
16,479
where the trails are
Advanced
You scored 87% Beginner, 80% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 66% Expert!
You have an extremely good understanding of beginner, intermediate, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels' questions correct. This is an exceptional score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don't use them properly. You got an extremely respectable score.

and then there is this ...

Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
100% had lower Beginner scores.
100% had lower Intermediate scores.
100% had lower Advanced scores.
100% had lower Expert scores.


I AM SO SMART! I AM SO SMART! S M R T! D'OH! SMART!
 
surfinguru

surfinguru

Turbo Monkey
Oct 24, 2003
1,269
0
Santa Cruz (the land of a thousand worthless tree
Ha, how's this?

Oddly Advanced
You scored 0% Beginner, 0% Intermediate, 87% Advanced, and 66% Expert!
Your test results are extremely interesting. Though your test scores in the beginner, intermediate, and expert levels weren't very high, you got at least 75% of the advanced level questions correct. Possibly you guessed very well in the advanced level section? I don't know what else to say. You puzzle me immensely. But....


WTF?!?
 
Tully

Tully

Monkey
Oct 8, 2003
981
0
Seattle, WA
You scored 93% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 87% Advanced, and 61% Expert

Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
100% had lower Beginner scores.
100% had lower Intermediate scores.
100% had lower Advanced scores.
100% had lower Expert scores.

Kewl.
 
manziman

manziman

Stubby
Jul 3, 2004
1,612
0
The armpit of San Diego
Advanced
You scored 81% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 55% Expert!
Test statistics:
* Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
* 100% had lower Beginner scores.
* 100% had lower Intermediate scores.
* 100% had lower Advanced scores.
* 100% had lower Expert scores.
* With respect to Beginner, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.
* With respect to Intermediate, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.
* With respect to Advanced, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.
* With respect to Expert, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.

And I'm at community college because....?
 
johnbryanpeters

johnbryanpeters

Hero
Sep 27, 2001
36,804
18,372
Making moss sad in New Haven, Vermont
This and a buck gets me a cup of coffee at MacDonalds:

100% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 93% Advanced, and 72% Expert

Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:
100% had lower Beginner scores.
100% had lower Intermediate scores.
100% had lower Advanced scores.
100% had lower Expert scores.

With respect to Beginner, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.
With respect to Intermediate, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.
With respect to Advanced, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.
With respect to Expert, users aged 55 to 59 scored highest.
 
binary visions

binary visions

The voice of reason
Jun 13, 2002
22,165
1,261
NC
The comparison statistics aren't right, seeing as everyone here has 100% for all of their comparisons...
 
I Are Baboon

I Are Baboon

Vagina man
Aug 6, 2001
32,743
10,686
MTB New England
I OWN THE EXPERT, BITCHES.

You scored 93% Beginner, 86% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 88% Expert!

You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!
 
N8 v2.0

N8 v2.0

Not the sharpest tool in the shed
Oct 18, 2002
11,003
149
The Cleft of Venus
the Inbred said:
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/take?testid=365070766728599573
Click to expand...
WHAT THE???!?!?! :eek: :eek:

You are a Vibrator
Ohhhh Yeah!!! Right There! Faster!You scored 75%
My fave!! Especially the "RABBIT!" Can we say PLEASURE!! and you do the pleasuring the best! you can hit all the right spots and you know how to please! You add just enough kink all by your lonesome.. or even in the bedroom or everywhere..with your significant other. You defiantely are a pleaser... Okay i am getting too excited thinking about this sex toy!! those pearls they just spin and spin and that thing that stimulates that area that most cant find!! ahhhh yes yes!!! okay we are starting to sound like an herbal essence commercial. close the door! i need to be alone right now!
 
Kiltim

Kiltim

Chimp
Nov 6, 2004
63
0
Okinawa, Japan
English Genius
You scored 81% Beginner, 100% Intermediate, 87% Advanced, and 77% Expert!
You did so extremely well, even I can't find a word to describe your excellence! You have the uncommon intelligence necessary to understand things that most people don't. You have an extensive vocabulary, and you're not afraid to use it properly! Way to go!
 
caputo1989

caputo1989

Turbo Monkey
Oct 3, 2004
2,257
0
Too many Tourists COLORADO the place being taken o
u have an extremely good understanding of beginner98%, intermediate100%, and advanced level commonly confused English words, getting at least 75% of each of these three levels' questions correct. This is an exceptional score. Remember, these are commonly confused English words, which means most people don't use them properly. You got an extremely respectable score.
 
R

RideND

Monkey
Nov 1, 2003
795
2
Mandan, ND
You scored 93% Beginner, 93% Intermediate, 100% Advanced, and 72% Expert!


Compared to users who took the test and are and in your age group:

* 100% had lower Beginner scores.
* 100% had lower Intermediate scores.
* 100% had lower Advanced scores.
* 100% had lower Expert scores.
 
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