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Sexpresso coffee shops take Seattle by storm
By Andrew Gumbel in Los Angeles
Published: 05 February 2007


At the Sweet Spot Cafe in the northern suburbs of Seattle, you get more than a foam topping on your cappucino. You get a waitress in a bikini, or maybe a tight-fitting T-shirt, and a choice of drinks with names such as Wet Dream (with caramel and white chocolate), Sexual Mix (a caramel macchiato) or Erotic Pleasure.

South of the city, in Tukwila, the baristas at Cowgirls Espresso wear sheer negligees and visible pink panties. It's the same story in any number of other suburban bars and drive-through stands, like the Natte Latte in Port Orchard or Moka Girls in Auburn - bikinis, racy lingerie, fetish clothing, and plenty of suggestively exposed flesh.

At Best Friend Espresso in Kenmore, at the northern end of Lake Washington, the outfits take their inspiration from Playboy-style sex fantasies. The staff will go for the naughty schoolgirl look one week, then don black-framed glasses the next to look like sexy secretaries.

Welcome to "sexpresso" - the latest coffee fad to hit America, in which the country's seemingly boundless fascination for Italian-style Java is combined with its equally boundless fascination for half-naked women.

Seattle may not be the first American city to come to mind when it comes to the pleasures of the flesh, but it is super-saturated with coffee stands, all of which are battling each other - and the mighty, locally based behemoth that is Starbucks - to give morning commuters an extra reason to stop off at their particular establishment.

"Here on Aurora Avenue, there's a drive-through every 20 blocks. You have to do something to stand out," said Sarah Araujo, owner of The Sweet Spot. Ms Araujo brainstormed with her customers to come up with something new and different when she bought the cafe - then called Aurora Espresso - a couple of years ago.

Not only did her staff start removing clothing and giving suggestive new names to the drinks, they also started doing theme days - Tube Top Tuesdays, Wet T-Shirt Wednesdays and Fantasy Fridays.

The plastic coffee cups are indistinguishable in shape from those sold in any other coffee shop in north America. But they are decorated with the silhouette of a busty naked woman carrying a steaming mug of "Joe". The lid is sealed with a pink lipstick kiss.

During the summer, when the persistent Seattle rain finally lifts and the Pacific Northwest enjoys a few months of real sunshine, The Sweet Spot organises bikini car washes and takes care to post the most suggestive photographs on its website. This year, the cafe is planning a barista calendar.

Coming with a theme for a coffee bar is nothing new in America. In Los Angeles, there are cafes where you can buy second-hand books, get cut-price legal advice, throw pots, or listen to really, really bad live music provided by local bands. Strangely, nobody until now has thought of combining coffee with sex.

Ms Araujo and others say it has given an unmistakable boost to their businesses. Their staff may only receive minimum wage, but the tips can be terrific.

"Our customers may be half-asleep when they get here, but we do what it takes to wake them up," said Ms Araujo. "They always say: 'Thanks for the great cup of coffee and the smile; it made my day'."

Some local puritans have expressed disquiet - and railed at The Seattle Times newspaper after it ran a feature on the sexpresso trend 10 days ago. But law enforcement officials say there is nothing illegal about wearing scanty clothing, so the trend is almost certain to keep spreading.

Even Seattle, though, has its limits. Sexy underwear is all very well, but the city hardly has the climate of French Polynesia.

"We're not in bikinis right now," Ms Araujo conceded in the murky early hours of yesterday. "We're going more for miniskirts and boots. It's pretty cold up here."
 

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Some coffee stands get steamier



Candice Law, a barista at Cowgirls Espresso in Tukwila, chats with customer Gary Lundstrom. She and other baristas vary their outfits, depending on the day's theme. "Everybody's excited to see you," Law says.
(MIKE SIEGEL / THE SEATTLE TIMES)


 

geargrrl

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You guys are only just now picking up on this? Old news up here. And then there's the other side of the coin....

http://www.spokane.net/stay_connected/HotTopics.aspx

It all started back on June 16, 2006 when then Spokane County Sheriff’s detective Joseph Mastel exposed himself to a 23-year-old barista at an Airway Heights coffee business. The 13-year veteran was charged with indecent exposure, and six days later he was fired from the force by Sheriff Ozzie Knezovich.

In late November 2006 the case came up before an Airway Heights municipal court judge, and Mastel's sentence was deferred. Under the agreed upon terms, the charge will be dismissed in a year as long as Mastel completes mental health treatment and obeys the law during that time.

Then in December 2006 the former sheriff’s detective decided to ask for his job back, claiming that he was only partially to blame for the incident. The rest of the blame was placed on the barista who, according to Mastel, "dressed provocatively and led him on." The request to be rehired was made before the Spokane County Civil Service Commission, a 3-member board consistng of 74-year-old John R. Shagen, 77-year-old Curtis Berklund and 59-year-old Stephen J. Shrope.
 

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"I like the idea of Saran Wrap Saturday," she mused. "Now they've got those colored Saran Wraps. Dude, they could totally make a cute outfit."

We call that Saturday morning at our house...

:brows:
 

JohnE

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Hee hee, I used to live in Airway Heights...we used to call the coffee shacks "Boobs and Beans"...full of wanna be Hooters girls, single (young) moms and meth freaks. Good stuff!
 

sanjuro

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I bet most coffee haus cater to the sex factor, whether the baristas are wearing sexy outfits or not...
 

valve bouncer

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Is it just me or does the word "barista" sounds completely wanky? Pretentious, moi?
You make f*cken coffee. You're not an artiste.
 

Silver

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You make f*cken coffee. You're not an artiste.
That depends. The guy at Starbucks with the superautomatic that presses a button? Yeah, any idiot can do that. Someone making quality espresso on a semi-auto or lever machine, ground to order, and putting down some latte art? That's as artistic as good cooking is...(think of latte art as a garnish. I don't give a crap, but most people do, for some reason.)
 

Silver

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They make coffee.

I call the guy who can assemble my dh bike with precision tuning and accuracy in fit........ "dude".
Yeah, but it's the difference between a good wrench and the guy at Wal-Mart who puts the Huffy together.

They technically both assemble a bike...
 

valve bouncer

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That depends. The guy at Starbucks with the superautomatic that presses a button? Yeah, any idiot can do that. Someone making quality espresso on a semi-auto or lever machine, ground to order, and putting down some latte art? That's as artistic as good cooking is...(think of latte art as a garnish. I don't give a crap, but most people do, for some reason.)
Latte art?? WTF- if that doesn't scream wanker alert I don't know what does. Making coffee isn't exactly rocket surgery.;):lighten:
 

Silver

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valve bouncer

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Reminds of the clover leaf they used to put in your beer when you ordered a Guinness. F*ck that sh*t just give me my bloody beer, poof.
As for latte art......for wankers, by wankers.
 

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Sexpresso coffee shops take Seattle by storm
By Andrew Gumbel in Los Angeles
Published: 05 February 2007


At the Sweet Spot Cafe in the northern suburbs of Seattle, you get more than a foam topping on your cappucino. You get a waitress in a bikini, or maybe a tight-fitting T-shirt, and a choice of drinks with names such as Wet Dream (with caramel and white chocolate), Sexual Mix (a caramel macchiato) or Erotic Pleasure.
I love my home!!
 

Secret Squirrel

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Can we please get back to the topic at hand? I mean...umm....yeah....

I drive by the stand in Kenmore every morning. Stopped there once with the wife (we carpool) without knowing what was up...Well, that was the end of that. It's hilarious, every morning there's a line of contractors almost around the block waiting in line. Dumptruck drivers park in adjacent parking lots and walk up.... Not to mention, the stand jams up traffic for miles cause everyone wants to see why there's such a long line...c'mon people, internet pron was invented for a reason.