[Skookum]

This is possibly the most stupidest(best) idea for a thread i've had in a while. Tn loves suprises he said so in another thread so let's all play psychics and make a short fortune cookie prediction for the person who made a post before your's.....

For TN:
As dragonfly lands in your soup you realize now that crossroads in bamboo trail say... one way new wife with better mt. bike than you always.... or other way you sleeping on lumpy couch in living room

 

[TN]

Do not bake cookies for someone who has been poisoned.

 

[ummbikes]

You will be surrounded by exciting regurgitations.

 

[Superdeft]

Lucky numbers: 10 45 2 5 32 1 8

 

[Skookum]

Like silly panda bear you like bumping stupid things back to the top.

 

[Spudzie]

May you never suffer from lackofnookie

 

[Skookum]

ahahah!

May this chinese food never make you go home sweating as you wait for the gravy train.

 

[Rip]

Death and misfortune will follow you for the rest of your life.

 

[lovebunny]

i gotta poop

 

[dwaugh]

i gotta poop

Stars and planets predict that toilet will overflow.

 

[Skookum]

Death and misfortune will follow you for the rest of your life.

So what else is new....

Stars and planets predict that toilet will overflow.

You will ride the Gailbraith trails while i sit here with a broken leg wishing i was there.....

 

[ummbikes]

You will knit back together, stronger than before, but you might gain 20lbs from eating ice cream.

 

[dexterq20]

Chinese chefs must first learn to wok before they fry.

 

[T-Pirate]

You can resist anything but temptation.

 

[dwaugh]

You will ride the Gailbraith trails while i sit here with a broken leg wishing i was there.....

That's true already. As soon as you get better you have to come up here and ride. So get better soon.


I, err... the spirit of food seconds the motion that you will gain weight by eating too much ice cream.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

You will get sidetracked by road riding.

 

[greenreese]

your nose will shrink and your ears will grow bigger

 

[binary visions]

All roads must come to an end. Yours will come sooner than most.

 

[Rip]

You will break another leg.

 

[Skookum]

You will break another leg.

You will realize everyone knows your a fraud. Exposed you take solice with your stuffed panda bear, he still loves you.

 

[Rip]

You will realize everyone knows your a fraud. Exposed you take solice with your stuffed panda bear, he still loves you.

Umm, Okay. I don't even have a stuffed panda bear, so this fortune can't be mine. Will be the next President of Germany.

 

[johnbryanpeters]

Your toys will not satisfy.

 

[golgiaparatus]

this thread is more creative yet still just as bad as the 2 word thread... in bed.

 

[SpuTTer916]

That wasnt chicken...

 

[binary visions]

That wasnt chicken...

...unless you are a food inspector.

 

[Spudzie]

Lifes all up hill so start pushing...........

 

[Echo]

If you loan someone $10, and never hear from them again, it was probably worth it.

 

[Zark]

You will notice less stray dogs when our second resturant opens.

 

[Echo]

Some men dream of fortunes, others dream of cookies.

 

[Spudzie]

Here kitty kitty

 

[laura]

... in bed.

BWAHAHAHAhahahahahhaahahahahhahaa
HAHAHhhaahahahhashahahahahahahhahaha
ahuhashdahgshjjhahahahahahahhahaha

 

[Rip]

Will go on a drunken rampage and win the redbull rampage.

 

[TN]

you cannot spell militia with r-e-s-p-e-c-t.

 

[Echo]

visit us at www.wontonfood.com

 

[utmtbiker4000]

Your kids will be born cross-eyed